a teaser of an unfunny thing (semi-serious? not rlly idk)

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an epik script for a trailer for some unfunny thing i made (ft n in many universes):

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Mesmerizer Doll: Ты... ты уверен, что это сработает...?

Mesmerizer Cyn: I've been working on the hypnosis since I knew you... ever since Mesmerizer Uzi got hypnotised.. totally by accident, 100%... I've been trying to have one more attempt at hypnotising someone. [Mesmerizer Cyn fades out of existence (ooh what will happen? >:3)

[Meanwhile, Mesmerizer Uzi's hypnosis is slowly wearing off. Her eyes go from a light yellow to the violet they were before.]

Mesmerizer Uzi: REBOOTING... HAS BEEN FINISHED.

[A new part for the Mesmerizer AU...]

[Will prove the effects of the hypnosis...]

News Man: Today, the hypnosis has been proven to be dangerous. Do not go near the yellow one.. or the yellow... eyed... workers... this has continued, even after the hypnosis of young worker: Mesmerizer Uzi. Sources say the replacement has been appointed to the anti-LGBTQ force.

[Phone ring..]

Tessa: Even though my parents forced me to be homophobic... you will always be respected by me...

[Meanwhile]

James and Louisa, wearing helmets saying "ANTI-LGBTQ FORCE": The LGBTQ community has come to an end! We have killed all members of the community so that out daughter won't turn into those mentally unstable people.

[Guns have been shot, war has begun. Mesmerizer Uzi points a gun and James and Louisa, before shooting.]

CEO of the anti-LGBTQ force: As the riots continue, I hearby ban transgender men and women from this land.

[Lizzy and Doll throw grenades at buildings of the anti-LGBTQ force, while everything is burned to flames.]

[The LGBTQ terms previously put on Wikipedia have now been removed from the page, and now there is nothing to be seen.]

[Now it is a battle between Tessa and her parents. Tessa grabs a knife and stabs both, now blood is draining from their stomachs. But, some other members from the anti-LGBTQ force try to shoot some lesbians (aka V and Lizzy), but they fail. Instead they shoot some other homosexual (which does not justify this case). The world is slowly getting taken over by these guys and there's nothing we can do about it. Mesmerizer Uzi gets a limb cut off, and she holds the oil that came out of the cut limb.]

Bow N: This... this is not the answer, this is the question.

[Coming soon to a Tumblr blog near you!!1!1!!1!!!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!1!1 go to nerugetthehellaway for more info!!!!!! This is coming out in 2025. Cya there! :)]

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waow a story about homophobia

Anyway, I saw this thing on Twitter.

And I decided to do it.

Lux is not Lux without __________.

Fill in the blank with whatever you think- anyway bai baiii-

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