"Autistic people are the sweetest 🥰" (coming from someone with autism... not me, I ignore everyone and everything in my life unless it's something from oomf or GLITCH or Hatsune Miku-)
Uzi: ... not me, I'm a fucking cunt.
N: Yeah I guess you can say that! >w< (AuDHD)
Cyn: Giggle. I will not hesitate to track you down, kill your whole family, and then skin you OwO (also.. AuDHD)
Tessa: Oh- uhm... thank you... ///O//O///
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"Gay."
Uzi: Cool, I'm half gay.
N: ... what? O_o
V: Understandable, have a nice day. (Yeah.)
J: How the fuck did you know I'm gay?
Tessa: Uhh.. no... not really... haha... nope, not at all, I never searched up any stories about yuri... or yaoi... hah... and I'm not gay myself... (idk, maybe she is?)
Lizzy: ... okay.
Doll: Ну... да, я думаю, да.
(Well... yeah, I guess so.)
Thad: Hey-! I'm not gay...
Cyn: You fuc- I mean I'm not gay, go kys. (Rude-)
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"MikuRin? Rate on a scale of 1 - 10."
Uzi: ... okay, that gets a 7/10. It is kinda overrated. But it is not bad. (naur it gets a 10/10)
N: ... I dunno what that is. I guess a 10/10?
V: ... 5. Their clothing matches too much.
J: ... why do they look like me and V? Anyway, 4/10 for that.
Tessa: Ahaha... 6/10. They look cute together, but my parents don't allow me to listen to Vocaloid music because it has gay people in it... hah...
Lizzy: Uhh... is it from those animes that the purple freak watches? 0/10.
Doll: ...
Thad: Heyyy... they look cool, 10/10.
Cyn: Thinking... 5/10.
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"Skibidi"
Uzi: ... what the fuck?
N: Uhh... uhm... what the skibidi...?
V: ... J, this is what happens when you let our child stay on her iPad all day.
(No, Cyn is not their child, I did this as a joke lmao)
J: ... what is the meaning of this goddamn "skibidi toilet"?
Tessa: ... this sounds familiar.
Lizzy: Cringe.
Doll: Пришлите мне психологическую помощь в связи с моим посттравматическим стрессовым расстройством и этим, пожалуйста.
(use Google translate, I give up.)
Thad: ...
Cyn: dop dop dop yes yes-
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N: Sorry I was late Khan! I was doing... stuff.
Uzi: Hi, I'm stuff.
N: OMG UZI NOOO-
Khan: Haha N... you're banging my daughter...
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J: Me and my girl don't argue. She bashes my head into a wall and I walk it off like a man.
V: I can confirm, I am her girlfriend.
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J and V (only did it because Miku and Rin and also because I ship them): どき どき ゆり がくえん!
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Uzi (to N): Hey, we need to have a long talk btw, not mad, not about us, I'm not breaking up with you, I still love you, we're still moving in together and getting a dog.
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J: thinking abt her and V holding hands
V: thinks about 🔞 stuff
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Anyway, I dunno why but I wanna see an Oilrose ver of Doki Doki Yuri Gakuen (like at least one verse?) because gay people 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
Yeah, bai bai-
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Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.
