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Uzi: People are shipping us-
N: TO WHERE?!
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Cyn/Solver:
- evil in a chaotic way
- always knows everyone's actions (despite being a smol 4'2/127 cm robot)
- thinks she can do anything (bro can't pick up a scalpel 💀)
- always breaks rules (even the rule of gravity or whatever the fuck it's called)
- could end Copper 9 and has already ended Earth and its existence-
- the younger one
N:
- good in a neutral way
- never plans anything but it goes well (especially if Uzi is in)
- thinks he's dumber than everyone (he isn't)
- wants to follow the rules but he doesn't go by them at the same time
- casually murders workers (except for Uzi, Thad and Lizzy-)
- older one
(Lesson of the day: The siblings are murderers-)
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N: Why is murder a crime?
Cyn: Because Tessa gets mad at me...?
N: NO, IT'S BECAUSE IT'S WRONG!
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J: You need to come into work.
N: I have today off.
J: Fuck you, I don't care, I'm evil.
N: Fuck you dude, I quit. I hope you get eaten by Cyn.
J: I'm sending V to your house to kill you.
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V: Jeez boss, you should brush your hair more.
J: I like it when you do it.
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Uzi: I fucking hate spring. It's just pollen and bugs flying everywhere, and the days are going to be longer. I hate it so much.
N, dancing around: I love spring!
Uzi: I love spring.
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N: She is beauty.
V: She is grace.
J: SHE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE-
Lizzy: ... and she's that emo grape and her name is Uzi Doorman.
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Uzi: I like your top N.
V: I have a name, y'know?
N: sighs Why... why are you like this...?
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N, waiting for breakfast: Can I have a waffle?
Uzi and J: fighting behind counter-
N: Can I please have a waffle?
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N: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
V: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.
Doll: Я записал глупые вещи.
(I've recorded the dumb stuff.)
Uzi: I've joined you in the dumb stuff.
J: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Uzi: sees someone doing something stupid
Uzi: What an idiot.
Uzi: realises it's N.
YOU ARE READING
•.+°~ Murder Drones GC ~°+.•
Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.
