[Mario and Bowser's House, Hero Heights]
Mario was surprised that All Might is calling for help as he was cooking green bean pizza for his son, Jeffy Jeffy, he was a foul-mouthed, perverted, rage-filled child who had been expelled from Union for fighting the students, he was best friends with the Knights of Justice, he never forgot the day he saw Connor in medieval armor, he saw it as a 'pee-pee' look on him, but he was angry that Raphael lied to everyone about him being the O'Connell's weakling son.
[flashback]
Connor: Jeffy, it is I, Connor, I know it has-
Jeffy: the new look on you is Pee-Pee.
Sven: you like our armor.
Jeffy: damn straight, my Norwegian, you are gold.
timeskip
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU TOOK A KID AND MADE HIM YOUR OWN, BITCH!?!
Raphael: shut your mouth, toy. you have no business in this matter.
Jeffy: oh yeah, WELL CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
as he beats up all the O'Connell boys in the mansion as the Knights of the Round Table and the X-Men had to intervene and restrain the angry puppet boy.
[flashback ends]
Jeffy: fucking asshole thinks he can get away from Jeffy Jeffy, well, that fucker will suffer yet.
Rosalina: Jeffy, I was thinking about taking you to Protector Academy and be a Knight of Justice!
Jeffy: really? GREAT MOMMY, best fucking news i hard in a long goddamn time!
Mario: wait, he's not qualified to be knighted, he has no manners!
Rosalina: but King Arthur and Queen Guinevere have seen his feats, both at home and Union, fighting for his friends regardless of his behavior, his strength to take on Homelander of all people has impressed the AKA, OUR SON AS A KNIGHT!!!!
Mario: oh brother.
Luigi: a-yes, Mario?
Mario: Jeffy's gonna be knighted!
Luigi: MAMMA-MIA, this is a-good news for us!
he sighs as no one was getting the point as Jeffy might piss someone off with his antics.
[KOJ room, timeskip]
Sven: GIVE THIS PUPPET A DRINK OF MEAD!!!
Jeffy: FUCK YEAH, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! UH, UH, UH, UH!
as Jeffy was drinking massive amounts of mead, much to the true heroes' annoyance, but they were happy that he was united with friends he knows, even Bowser Jr., Cody and Joseph attended the party. all but 'Ino', who saw Jeffy's Herculean strength as a threat to Alaric's plans, she decided to try and get Jeffy dismissed or worse, killed.
'Ino': well now, Sir Jeffy's strength will ruin my husband's rule over the conquered lands he claimed for us, I must do what i can, by any means necessary.
as she grabs his chocolate cake with carrots on top and curses it to make Jeffy sleep and go berserk so that Connor can smite him to oblivion, Jeffy looked at the cake and was intrigued to have it for himself, but Mario threw it outside and gave him his green bean pizza.
Jeffy: this shit again, daddy, you're high as FUCK for doing this to me!
Sven: YEAH MARIO! you ruin celebrations more than Valentino slaps Angel Dust!!
Connor: this has gone too far, let us have our party in peace.
[outside]
outside of the school, the Fake Star Students saw the cake and decided to eat it to spite Jeffy out, but they started to get sleepy.
Other Rias: why do i feel sleepy?
Other Weiss: this cake, must've-
Other Bakugou: did those *yawns* extras suspected us?
they then go to sleep as the disappointed Fakers drag their clone students back to Union, which is now called Eclipse Academy now that they teamed up with their foes.
Sirzechs: FUCK! back to the drawing board.
Rizevim: you are so unoriginal!
[inside]
'Ino': dammit, that father hast thwarted me this time, but I shalt succeed!
she then poisons his coke, but Mario replaces it with water, 'Ino' was furious, but she never gave up as on Monday, she puts Ash's Pikachu under a hex to strike Jeffy, but Bender got in the way by accident and enters a trance, making the 'Naruto Waifu' almost lose it.
'Ino': *mind* CURSE THEE, damn automaton got in my way, yet i must not fail, my love!
as she decides to use the berserk Clone Students to commit such destruction, making her smile in glee.
'Ino': YES, those fakes will slay Jeffy! (enchants spell) oh, students of Union, thou art under my will, SMITE SIR JEFFY AND TURN HIM TO DUST AS THE WITCH QUEEN COMMANDETH THEE!!!!!!!!!!
Fake Star Students: *mind controlled* thy will be done, oh Witch Queen of mine!
as the group ran to the True Heroes, only to go past them and go towards Jeffy, who was ready to throw hands at them.
Jeffy: FINALLY, I NEED SOME EXCERCISE!
[after the fight]
everyone tied up and interrogate the group, who were telling them that they were cursed.
Other Ruby: you have to believe us, we were hexed!
Other Yang: weaklings, we're telling the truth-
King Arthur: SILENCE, thy goals are as clear as day, thou art a threat as dangerous as a great many, thou must be imprisoned for thy assault on Sir Jeffy of Hero Heights!
Other Bakugo: THAT EXTRA ISN'T QUALIFIED TO BE A KNIGHT! THE OTHER TRASH, YEAH BUT HIM OF ALL PEOPLE!?!
Mario: i tried to tell them but they never listen!
Aizawa: maybe they're telling the truth, someone's after the puppet, Problem Child, i need you to escort Jeffy to see if a spy is among us.
Izuku: what if they're the spies?
Other Issei: we never do that shit?
Connor: well, he's not wrong.
Jeffy: daddy, your majesty, Akari's bitch is a witch!
King Arthur: tis a strong accusation against Lady Yanamaka, what's thy evidence?
Jeffy: I'll prove it, even if i must go to the next chapter
AN: CEASE THY FOURTH WALL BREAKING AT ONCE!
Jeffy: I don't have to.
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Mythic West: a Union Academy Tale
FanfictionLong ago, when the earth was new, there was an age of peace and prosperity for all people, until the concepts of war, greed, lust and deception came in. Fearing what could happen, God decided to make a barrier storm that was impenetrable and impossi...
