That Was Funny. Laugh

I Said Laugh!

Things were starting to look up. They were hesitant to say that the prank worked, but at least Max had stopped bullying them, and that was their main goal, so Pete marked it as a success.

The rest of the jocks started to change their tune, following Max's lead, and it had been weeks since he had a swirly or was shoved inside a locker. Pete and Steph were going steady, and the school play was really starting to come together. The Jagerman himself even invited them to the big game to watch him "stomp Clivesdale into the fucking mud." And what do you know, he did!

So things were honestly pretty great. There was just one little problem...

"Sup nerds!"

They all groaned in unison as he announced his presence from behind. He caught up rather quickly, slinging his arms around Peter and Richie's shoulders, the latter flinching at the contact.

"Oh, h-hey Max," he stuttered, trying to play it cool. Max didn't seem to notice, or he just didn't care. "What's up?"

"Oh nothin' much, practice got canceled 'cause of the rain so I gotta fuckin' walk home. Can you believe it?" he complained. Steph couldn't hide her smirk as she answered.

"Yeah I can, actually."

"Shut it, Lauter," he snapped, but it lacked the usual venom his words carried. "You never have to walk anywhere."

"Actually," she corrected, "I'm walking right now." Peter, Ruth, and Richie all snapped their heads to look at her, silently begging her not to say another word.

"Oh yeah? Where the hell are you nerds going? The fuckin' library?" he wheezed out a laugh, slapping a hand on his knee in amusement, although his laughter trailed off when he realized no one was laughing with him.

Steph merely arched a brow and crossed her arms. "No smartass, we're going to Pizza Pete's to win that ugly little doll Ruth's been wanting." Pleading stares turned to annoyed glances as she spilt the beans. The very act of telling Max where they were going was practically an invitation in his eyes.

"Really? Didn't know Spankoffski had his own pizza shop," he quipped, a smirk stretching across his face. That one was good, he had to admit.

And they still didn't fuckin' laugh! Are they brain dead or something?

"Ha ha, like I never heard that one before," Peter rolled his eyes, an annoyed smile tugging at his lips. At least Max was trying.

"Well if you need tickets to win the ugly fucker, I'm great at skee ball," he offered.

"Don't call him that! He's so fuzzy and cute, you guys are just mean!" Ruth whined, clutching her chest dramatically.

"Ruth, radioactive Cthulhu is not cute, he's just creepy," Richie deadpanned. Ruth stuck her tongue out as he returned the gesture.

"Come on you two, those tickets aren't gonna win themselves," Peter prompted, and they began walking down the sidewalk, dumb jock in tow. They all resigned to their fate of backhanded compliments and obscure sports references for the next two hours. Still, it was better than the way things used to be.

Not ideal, but surprisingly tolerable.

At least when he wasn't trying so damn hard. He would go out of his way to be what he considered kind, but was really the bare minimum at best. And Peter wasn't exactly sure why he thought he needed to be funny for them to like him. Honestly, it was getting old.

Peter, Richie and Max stood off to the side as Ruth and Steph fed their tickets into the ticket counter. A waiter passed by carrying a pizza, and Max nudged them to get their attention, pointing at the restaurant's signature dish.

"You see that?"

Peter and Richie exchanged confused looks and shrugged. "I guess..."

Max sported a proud, shit-eating grin. "I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it'd probably be too cheesy," he punctuated the joke with a deep laugh of his own as they just stared at him.

"I'm lactose intolerant, what the fuck are you talking about?" Richie deadpanned, clearly not getting the joke. Max rolled his eyes dramatically.

"It's called a joke, dumbass! And it was funny, so you better laugh!" He took a step closer when Richie didn't immediately comply. "Laugh," he demanded, deciding to ditch the jokes all together and go for a more "hands on" approach.

"Mahahax! Whahat thehehe hehell?" he asked, thrashing from side to side as he managed to escape Max's evil clutches.

"Ha! I knew you'd be ticklish! What about you Soanioffski?" he questioned, catching him off guard.

"Wha- me? Max, wahahait!" he cried out as Max targeted him as well. He scribbled up and down Richie's side while his other hand prodded at Peter's ribs. Richie flailed around uselessly, shrill giggles filling the air. Peter slapped at his hand, but Max wasn't deterred in the slightest.

"How come you nerds never told me how ticklish you were? Think of all the fun we could've had!" he cheered, shoving his hands underneath both of their arms, eliciting two different giggly shrieks.

"Thahahat's exahactly why wehe nehehever tohohold you!" Peter whined.

"We gotta make up for lost time then, don't we? Don't worry, I can hustle." They started protesting, shaking their heads and tripping over their words as he wiggled his fingers closer and closer.

He was just about to really strike when Steph came to their rescue.

"Hey, I think we have enough tickets," she called for their attention, a fond smirk firmly in place.

Max pulled them closer, ruffling their hair as he did so. "Don't worry, we'll pick that up again later."

Y'know... call him crazy, but Peter wasn't exactly dreading it.