It's steadily becoming more difficult to thank everyone individually for voting on this because people are actually reading my fangirl ramblings! YAAYYY! But thanks AyaMeghnia and booksbeforelooks278 for voting. You're probably starting to get annoyed at me tagging you every chapter because you vote so much. Sorry. If someone voted on this book but didn't get thanked, you can pretend I put your name here: _______.
And, anyways, here are some AI generated incorrect quotes that I edited slightly to make them make more sense.
1.
Keefe: What if we invent a gadget that automatically spreads peanut butter? I call it "The Spreadinator 3000."
Dex: But wouldn't it just end up slathering everything in peanut butter, including your hair?
Tam: Let's face it; that would be an improvement for Keefe.
Keefe: Hey! My hair is a masterpiece of art! Besides, what if it spreads glitter too? Sparkly sandwiches for everyone!
Dex: So, we're combining lunch with arts and crafts? That's a recipe for disaster.
Ro: Or a viral sensation! "Watch as Keefe creates the first-ever peanut butter glitter sandwich!"
Keefe: You mean I'd be famous? Finally, my time to shine—glitter included!
Dex: Wow, I can't wait to see your face when you realize you've just invented the world's stickiest nightmare.
2.
Keefe: You know, I've always wondered, if we painted the sky green, would we still get rainbows, or would they become... greenbows?
Tam: *without looking up* That sounds like the sort of idea that gets you a permanent spot in the "What Not to Do" section of the Guide to Being Cool.
Linh: I vote yes. We'll call it "The Great Greenbow Experiment." Let's make it happen!
Keefe: *eyes sparkling* Yes! But I have to make sure that the clouds are lavender—maybe Dex can invent a special "cloud painting" potion?
Tam: *finally looking up* And somehow, I think that would also make all the ice cream taste like broccoli.
Linh: *giggling* As long as it's not mixed with my milkshake, I'm in!
Keefe: Broccoli ice cream—now that's a future trend! Everyone will love it, especially elephants!
Tam: *facepalming* And you wonder why we aren't taken seriously.
3.
Sophie: If I had a dollar for every time Keefe made a ridiculous comment, I could fund my own organization of amazing sock designers.
4.
Dex: So, if we harvest time, do we trap it in a jar or let it roam free like an untrained puppy?
Linh: Definitely a jar. Having wild time running around is how we get late to class!
Dex: But think of it! We could train it to bring us snacks! "Time, go fetch that chocolate!"
Linh: I don't think time has taste buds! And besides, what if it gets distracted and brings back some of Ro's microbes instead?
Dex: Well, then we just have to train it better! Who knew time was so demanding?
5.
Sophie: In case of an apocalypse, what's our survival plan?
Keefe: First, we gather all the snacks.
Fitz: And then?
Keefe: We have a dance party until the world ends!
6.
Linh: Why are you guys staring at me?
Dex: We're trying to figure out if you're a real person or just a really well-made hologram.
Biana: Yeah, your hair looks too perfect.
Keefe: Then why isn't anyone staring at me?
7.
Dex: Did you hear what Linh said about my hair? That it looks like a bird's nest?
Linh: It was a compliment! Birds are majestic creatures, Dex.
Marella: *Snorting with laughter* Yeah, majestic and probably full of mites.
Dex: I'm going to find new friends. Ones with better fashion sense.
8.
Tam: I'm not sure I can handle this anymore. It's all too much.
Maruca: Do you want to start a cult with me? We can call it the "Cult of No More Emotions." We'll all wear black and eat only tofu.
Tam: ... I'm considering it.
9.
Dex: Come on, you stupid machine! Why won't you cooperate?
Computer: *in a robotic monotone* Please state your request in a more polite and respectful manner. My feelings are easily hurt.
Dex: You're a computer, you don't have feelings!
Computer: Well, that hurts my feelings even more.
10.
Tam: I'm starting a new hobby. Staring intensely at people.
Linh: Why?
Tam: It's incredibly unnerving.
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