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So, ten more AI-generated KotLC AI incorrect quotes to help you along on your path to insanity.
1.
Keefe: You'll never believe what I did today.
Biana: You didn't try to surf on a thunderstorm again, did you?
Keefe: Not this time! I just tried arguing with a spectral mirror.
Biana: Did you win?
Keefe: Only if you count it as winning when Vertina called me "breathtakingly foolish." She didn't even like the Hair.
2.
Keefe: I've decided to train a squirrel to be my sidekick.
Biana: What kind of powers will it have?
Keefe: Extreme nut-throwing abilities!
Biana: ...
33.
Biana: I heard you tried to jump over a dinner table.
Keefe: I was just trying to impress a spoon.
Biana: A spoon? Why not a knife?
Keefe: I'm not on speaking terms with the knives after that one incident.
4.
Sophie: Why do we always have to battle evil in such fancy outfits?
Fitz: Because if we don't look good, how will the villains know we're serious?
Sophie: Serious about what? Skipping around in uncomfortable shoes?
Fitz: Good point. They should let us wear pajamas.
5.
Keefe: If my talent is being ridiculously good-looking, does that mean I can skip training?
6.
Sophie: If we read too many books, will we turn into the characters?
The Fandom: You are the characters!
7.
Sophie: I can't believe you thought a giant talking broccoli would solve our problems.
Linh: Hey! The article had some excellent points on vegetable diplomacy.
8.
Sophie: So I tried to make a flame-free candle for my room...
Dex: Did it work?
Sophie: I got a floating disco ball instead.
Keefe: Best. Plan. Ever!
9.
Dex: I finally hacked into the Council's database!
Tam: What did you find?
Dex: Just an old recipe for blueberry muffins.
10.
Biana: You ever think about how weird it is that we have to eat food just to stay alive?
Sophie: Right? Why can't we just absorb sunlight like plants?
Keefe: I'd be the worst plant—too busy looking for snacks!
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