The Grain King and the Blade God

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(Y/N), Ichigo, and Renji were staring at a buffet of food placed in front of them.

Kirio: And... Here you go!

Ichigo: When she said she was going to take care of us... I thought she meant it as whipping us into shape, but...

Renji: Looks like she really meant what she said...

(Y/N): When I came to the Royal Palace, the last thing I thought I'd be doing was having a feast...

Kon: This is amazing! Come on, let's eat! I was super hungry!

Kon jumped at the chance to eat but Ichigo stopped him.

Ichigo: Wait, you idiot! There's no way she'd serve us this food for no reason! I bet it's an excuse to start some ridiculous form of training!

(Y/N): You think so? I haven't eaten anything in almost a day... I'd hate to train on an empty stomach.

Kirio: My, oh, my... Seems you grew up distrustful thanks to Kisuke Urahara. There's no need to worry! This Gatonden is a palace of food. My job is to ensure your bellies are full! And your job is to stuff your bellies! Now eat up! I'm sure you must be incredibly hungry!

Right on cue, the trio's stomachs started to growl.

All four: Let's dig in!

The 3 shinigami (and Kon) devoured the food in front of them.

Kirio: Mm-hm. What a healthy appetite. I'll go make dessert!

Ichigo: So good! I can't stop eating!

Renji: I can... I'm finding some weird stuff mixed in from time to time...

(Y/N): Same here... I'm down for trying new things, but some of this stuff looks a bit weird for even my taste.

Renji: What the hell is this?

Renji picked up a piece of food that looked like a bug.

Renji picked up a piece of food that looked like a bug

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(Y/N): I dare you to eat it.

Renji: I ain't a scaredy cat, I'll do it!

Renji bit into the weird piece of food and was surprised at the taste.

Renji: Unbelievable... It looks grotesque, but surprisingly tastes awesome! It has an awesome texture to it too! And the way the awesome aroma spreads through your mouth is so awesome!

Ichigo: Stop. Hearing your horrible food critique is ruining my meal.

Renji: What? Are you done already? I can still eat more.

Ichigo: You idiot! I can totally keep going! I'm just taking a break!

(Y/N): What is this? A food eating competition? If so, I'd win.

Ichigo and Renji: Yeah right!

...

...

Ichigo: Hey, (Y/N)... Renji... Should we... really be doing this? Everyone in the Seireitei is training right now to prepare for the next battle... While we're here taking baths, eating food, and just fooling around... Will doing this really... make us strong enough for the next battle?

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