Tomlinson was the best thing to happen to me (Watty's '13)

Talks of

"Big Arsed Goat? Really?"

"No one told you to have such a prominent and botty just waiting to be slapped."

"No one told you to slap my bottom!"

"No one told you to let me be your neighbour."

"No one told you to talk to me that day!"

"No one told you to talk to me in the first place."

"Yes, my mother did!"

"She told you to hand the much discussed red pocket to me, not tell me the worst jokes in the world."

"She told me to be friendly and make friends with you because she noticed that you always went out to the front yard and sat there staring off into space!"

"No one told you to listen to your mother."

"No one told you two to argue!"

"No one told you to get involved, Leprechaun!" We sent the surprised boy away. As soon as the door of Lou's flat shut, he turned to me.

"He's a nice lad. You don't find many kids like him in this day and age. And you most certainly don't find them in boy bands."

"'Cept there's four of 'em in this band."

"I'd put it down to three, and of those, two are in quite seemingly strong relationships and the third, pending. I don't think Zayn's quite the same as Niall when it comes to relationships."

"He's better than Harry, if that's anything to go by."

"Stop saying negative things about Harry, okay?! He's a good friend of mine!"

"If there had to be one thing or person responsible for the downfall of our friendship, it's Harry. He acts like you're all his and he certainly gives me the message I'm not welcome. And this thing with Niall doesn't feel like it's going to last very long. Might break it off with him, it's not going to work. Never was going to, in the first place, from the start."

"Yeah, but what about Niall? Do you know precisely how he feels about you?"

"Exactly. It's never going to be requited. He might as well move on. Better for him in the long run. You're so protective of him."

"I'm protective? Wait until you tell Zayn. He'll be hopping mad. Or maybe you'll be too chicken to tell Zayn and he'll find out through Niall or myself."

"I'm going back to my flat. You're not helping."

I knocked on the door of number 3. I heard a shout, then Danielle opened. "Yes?"

"Hey, I'm looking for Liam."

"Righty. Liam! It's Annabelle and she's looking for you! I told you take the door!"

"Sorry babe." Liam shuffles out.

"Boys," she mutters.

"You're dating one. I used to live with two in the house. And one next door."

"Yes. You want to talk to me?"

"Can we talk in private?"

"Whatever suits you."

"Would you mind if I just sat here? I've got stuff to do."

"No prob."

"Now what's this about?"

"Same issue. I wanna just break it off with him. It's not gonna work right now."

"I don't suppose Niall knows about this, because he would have run to me sobbing by now."