Me: *Slams open door with Starbucks in hand* Sup.
Morishige: Oh, god- Wait, me-?!
Me: You :D!
Morishige: I'm back- You brought me back?!
Me: Well yeah you're like my right-hand man, how am I supposed to run this show without you?
Morishige: ... Fuck.
Me: Yeaaah, sucks, doesn't it?
Morishige: What about Cindy, is she back?
Me: *Snort* She's dead somewhere, idk.
Morishige: You don't know?
Me: Naaah. I got rid of her years ago.
Morishige:
Me:
Morishige:
Me: *Sip*
Morishige: ... You got short-
Me: Shut the fuck up, I know. I know I got shorter. I know I still look like I'm 13. I know.
Morishige: And the cat ears?
Me: I like cats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Morishige: ... Well. At least I'll be written properly and coherent to my canon character.
Me: HA! Don't get your hopes up, I don't remember shit about your canon, I only remember how I used to write you.
Morishige: ... Fuuuck.
Me: Yeaaah. Well, I'm gonna go say hi to everyone else and move into my room again. You should probably do the same!
Morishige: Is... Everyone even still here in the mansion?
Me: Nah. Some left, some stayed, some only just visit. Kinda comes and goes depending on my interests, you know how it is. Lots of new people you don't know sooo, you know. And that also means new people to kidnap :D
Morishige: -_-
Me: Okayyyy bye Shig! *Pops out of existence.*
And then Shig proceeded to cry his eyes out, oops!
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13 Going on 23
RastgeleHeeey :3 It's me. I'm back. I'm not dead. Which is an awful surprise considering I wrote my obituary years ago, believing the fact that I did die, but I didn't, so man, what are the chances? Anyways remember those "LOL so random XD" books I made way...
