Serendipity

Victory Dance

Lunch was quite enjoyable, and the five young men were having a great time together. Alas, all good things must come to an end, and at the end of their meal Yuya's phone rang. His eyes widened with horror at the sound.

"Oh, god, why is she calling me?" he groaned. Yuto immediately looked at him. "Who's calling you?"

"I'll give you a hint," Yuya replied, "she's a blonde who until very recently was married with four boyfriends on the side."

"Ah, she might be calling you to try and get in touch with me," Zarc explained. "I blocked her on my own phone. She may have arrived back at the house and discovered that I changed the locks."

"Why me?" Yuya groaned. Yuri frowned. "I mean, she definitely knows she can't get me to care. She can never win an argument with me."

"Same here," Yuto agreed. Yugo shook his head, "I'm dumb as a box of rocks, but even I won't change my mind about her."

"Mm, from what I saw of the texts, you two are the ones she runs to crying about how her 'friends are being mean to her' whenever Yuto, Yuri, or I win an argument with her," Zarc said. Yugo and Yuya blinked, and Yugo asked, "Wait, so that's what she meant by that?"

"Yep," Zarc said. "Yuya's too innocent to win an argument with her, and too nice and sweet to even try from what I've seen, while it seems like she's always got google on standby to win any argument with you, Yugo. Actually, you're right sometimes instead of her. If she's wrong, she'll go scrolling through google results until she finds one that agrees with her. About a third of the times she sends you google results, they're actually wrong."

"I knew it!" Yugo exclaimed, outraged. "That time when I said that urushi reactions are caused by an allergy, and she sent me a google article to prove that I was wrong... was I right?"

"Yep!" Yuri said. "I'm a plant expert, I would know. Some people, like me, are lucky enough to not have an allergy to urushi, but 70-85% of all people are allergic."

"I KNEW IT!" Yugo was furious. "She gloated for a month over her proving me wrong! But I was RIGHT!"

Yuya's phone rang again, and he sighed. Yugo immediately grabbed the tomato's phone and answered it. "I was RIGHT Kairi! I was RIGHT! You were WRONG! Your google article was WRONG! Urushi reactions ARE an allergy! I was RIGHT! HAH!"

He immediately hung up the phone before Kairi had a chance to speak, and immediately began doing a little in-chair victory dance, handing Yuya's phone back to him. Zarc couldn't help laughing at how adorable he was being as he sang, "I was right, and she was wrong! I was right and she was wrong!"

Fortunately, Kairi didn't call Yuya's phone again for the rest of the lunch.