NoCo Spy Academy

Meeting

Cody's diary

"So we went back upstairs and, as luck would have it, we're in the bathroom all right. "Well... it's up to us." said Noah as I climbed into the air vents, 'Any idea how you're going to distract us?' I asked, 'Have you forgotten that I was hanging out with Izzy during World Tour and episode 27 of Island?' he asked, 'I know what you mean...' I replied. So I began my infiltration in the air vents... because obviously, when you're a spy, you spend half your time in there.... The only problem was that I didn't know where I was going. Chance works sometimes, though. Eventually, I reached a grate. Underneath, it looked like a meeting room. I listened to what the Vipers were saying. "Has the prisoner escaped?" asked one Viper, "Yes, we're chasing him. He's not going to make it out alive!" replied a second Viper, "Gotta keep him alive. That way, we can attract his boyfriend." replied a 3rd Viper, 'But... chief... there's no guarantee it'll work.' replied the 1st Viper, 'Believe me, they'll deny it, but they'll never give up.' replied the 3rd Viper, who is therefore the chief, 'Well... if you say so...' replied the 2nd Viper. Okay then... Noah has a boyfriend?! Oh... so he does see me as just a friend... I should have known! And where the hell have I heard those voices before? You could hear that they were modified, but they still tell me something... beyond the fact that 2 of the 3 are the ones we've often seen on our missions..."

Noah's diary

"We came out of the sewers, Cody went up into the vents and I... let's just say I felt like I was becoming Izzy. I came out of the bathroom and, as luck would have it, a Viper was already there, from behind. Since I needed a diversion, I asked "Excuse me for bothering you, but I'd like to see your boss... do you know where his office is?", the Viper obviously turned around, looking astonished as he recognized me, "Uh... aren't you supposed to be locked up?" he asked, "Prisons are overrated..." I replied, "SECURITY! We've got an escapee!" signaled the Viper as he started trying to grab me. Well... this is the part where I regret never doing sports. I started to run but, obviously, I'm slower than the Viper. I left all the gadgets to Cody so I did what I do best... improvise. As 2 Vipers came up behind me, 2 more came up ahead, so I slowed down and stepped aside. The Vipers all collided. "Say, this way, I know it's the way out. I asked you for your boss's office..." I continued, then ran off in search of the office. And something told me that the door with the digicode was the right place. I heard the Vipers approaching, so I thought fast. Looking at the wear on the keys, I could find the numbers I was using... too bad all 10 are useful, that makes a factorial of 10 combinations, more if repeated... so I dismantled the keypad and cut the wires. The door opened and, unluckily, the Viper boss was there... and the others came up behind me, cutting off my escape. "Don't hurt him..." ordered the boss, 'Why?' asked one of the Vipers, 'Because we're not at full strength yet.' replied the boss."

Cody's diary

"I continued my advance and you can tell their base is big. I managed to find the end of the vent and saw 4 Vipers in front of an open door. I finally listened and heard that, obviously, their leader was asking them not to hurt anyone... the only possible person is... Noah! Damn it... I can't keep moving and I can't attack either because of the gate... if I move it, they'll hear. So... that was the only solution left. I removed the grid and climbed down. 2 other Vipers came up behind me and put me in the chief's office while removing the gadgets. "Well... stealth isn't it..." laughed Noah when he saw me, 'I couldn't go any further...' I replied, 'So... what are you waiting for to kill us?' asked Noah to the Viper, 'KILL US?' I panicked, 'And yes Gap... our enemies usually want to kill us when we try to stop them.' said Noah, "I... I know but... I... I so wanted to...", I panicked, 'Wanted to what?' asked Noah, 'So wanted to tell you I loved you.' I said in a low voice, "Well... since we're going to die, I'll be honest. Me too." replied Noah, 'Wait... did I just say that out loud?' I asked, 'It's for your clumsiness that I love you.' replied Noah. We kissed before entering a laugh. "I knew it! I knew it! See, I was right to do that." said the boss. "Wait a minute... I know that laugh..." said I, 'I don't fucking believe it!' said Noah looking like he'd figured it all out."