"I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock." -Sheldon Cooper
(Leonard looks confused).
"What?" -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"It's very simple. Look, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poison Spock. Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock and as it always has rock crushes scissors." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, I think I got it." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Ok, can we forget I said defcon and just go?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Star Trek 5." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Oh thank God, you're here." -Howard Wolowitz
"What's the emergency?" -Leonard Hofstader
"I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch." -Howard Wolowitz
"Where?" -Sheldon Cooper
"On a dusty highlight just outside Bakersfield. (Sarcastically). Where do you think? On Mars!" -Howard Wolowitz
"So what exactly do you want us to do?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I need you & Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch. (Looks at Leonard). & I need you to get Stephanie out before somebody notices she's here." -Howard Wolowitz
"No one's a scientist like Howard." -Leonard Hofstader
"How nice, maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison." -Sheldon Cooper
"No you're mistaken." -Howard Wolowitz
"I don't know what you're talking about." -Howard Wolowitz
"Where are you going?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I can't tell you that." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, who would ask me?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I can't tell you that, either." -Leonard Hofstader
"So, you brought me in here to inform me that you can't tell me where you're going and you can't tell me who might ask?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yeah, I really didn't think this through." -Leonard Hofstader
"Leonard, a moment." -Sheldon Cooper
"What?" -Leonard Hofstader
"If someone and of course we don't know who this would be does ask where you've gone, what should I say?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I don't know, just tell 'em I went to the office." -Leonard Hofstader
"Are you going to the office?" -Sheldon Cooper
"No." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, then how can I say it convincingly?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Just say, 'Leonard went to the office.*" -Leonard Hofstader
"Alright. Leonard went to the office." -Sheldon Cooper
"See? Why don't I believe you?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Doesn't anybody want to know where he's going?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, where is he going?" -Penny Teller
"Leonard is going to the office." -Sheldon Cooper (in a weird voice).
(Raj, Howard & Penny stare at him weirdly).
"Yeah, do me a favor, tell Kootherpali that next time you see him." -Leonard Hofstader
"Really? Is that what you do when someone knocks? Thank you I had no idea!" -Howard Wolowitz (sarcastically).
"I don't make the rules, Leonard." -Sheldon Cooper
"It's unclear how the Mars Rover got into the crevice, but one thing's certain, the data which it has sent back contained the first clear indications that there may have been life on Mars. It's a scientific discovery that has staggering implications for ll mankind unfortunately we'll never know who's responsible." -TV Reporter
"SOB." -Howard Wolowitz
