S1EP15
"How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all." -Sheldon Cooper
"What just happened?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I'm not ignoring my sister, I'm ignoring all of you." -Sheldon Cooper
"In what universe, do I have Penny?" -Leonard Hofstader
"What are you so happy about?" -Howard Wolowitz
"We all make mistakes, let's move on." -Leonard Hofstader
Why does everybody want to talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me." -Sheldon Cooper
"We all make mistakes, let's move on." -Leonard Hofstader
S1EP16 Favorite Sheldon Episode
"3×=Blah. So we'll see you Saturday?" -Penny Teller
"OMG, that's so sad." -Penny Teller
"Can you just let me in?" -Penny Teller
"What difference does it make?" -Howard Wolowitz
"That's not the secret knock, the secret knock is to establish a non-verbal signal to verify the identity of one's co-conspirators." -Sheldon Cooper
"Why not?" -Penny Teller
"Don't ask." -Howard Wolowitz
"The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense." -Sheldon Cooper
"Too late." -Howard Wolowitz
"Let's say that I go out and I spend $50 on you, it's a laborious activity. Because I have to imagine what you need 'whereas you know what you need.' now I could simplify things just give you the $50 directly and then you could give me $50 on my birthday and so on, until one of us dies leaving the other one old and $50 richer. And I ask you, is it worth it?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Told you not to ask." -Howard Wolowitz
"What?" -Penny Teller
"Just do it." -Howard Wolowitz
"IDK, it was just there." -Howard Wolowitz
"If I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Ok, Sheldon what was it supposed to be?" -Howard Wolowitz (on the phone).
"What computer do you have and please don't say a white one." -Sheldon Cooper
"We can't go home." -Howard Wolowitz
"Why not?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, it's all over now." -Howard Wolowitz
(Peonard's 2nd Kiss).
S1EP17
"I need to use your window." -Penny Teller
"Yeah sure, go ahead." -Leonard Hofstader
"Ok, where we're we?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I'm pretty sure, I never said that." -Leonard Hofstader
"Incredible, you screwed up, the screw up." -Rajesh Kootherpali
"It's not your fault, what happened?" -Leonard Hofstader
"What about me?" -Leonard Hofstader
"What about you, what?" -Penny Teller
"What about if you went out with me?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Yes." -Penny Teller
"Yes, what?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Yes, I will go out with you." -Penny Teller
"We're not done?" -Sheldon Cooper
"No." -Penny Teller
"Eh, why not, we're already through the looking glass anyway." -Sheldon Cooper
"A little crush? Well, I suppose so I'm the same way Menelaus had a "little crush" on Helen of Troy." -Sheldon Cooper
"Alright yeah, I don't really know who they are, but -." -Penny Teller
"Well, Menelaus was the brother of Agamemnon-" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yeah, IDC, IDC, listen. The point is Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with." -Penny Teller
"Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone goes out with." -Sheldon Cooper
"No, what I'm saying is... Leonard might be different in a good way and obviously my usual choices haven't worked out so well." -Penny Teller
"Your last one worked out well for Kootherpali, he got a free iPod." -Sheldon Cooper
"But on the other hand, if things don't work out with Leonard I risk losing a good friend and I'm guessing he's not looking for a fling, he's the kind of guy that gets into a relationship for... IDK like you would say, light years." -Penny Teller
"I wouldn't say that, no one would say that. A light year is a unit of distance not time." -Sheldon Cooper
"Thank you for the clarification." -Penny Teller
"We might consider Schrodinger's cat." -Sheldon Cooper
"In 1935, Erwin Schrodinger in an attempt to explain the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, he proposed an experiment where a cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison that will break open at a random time. Now since no one knows when or if the poison has been released until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead." -Sheldon Cooper
"I'm sorry, I don't get the point." -Penny Teller
"Well of course you don't get it, I haven't made it yet. You'd have to be psychic to get it and there's no such thing as *psychic.* -Sheldon Cooper
"Sheldon, what's the point!" -Penny Teller
"Just like Schrodinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard." -Penny Teller
"4×=No. Don't... let me start again, in 1935, Erwin Schrodinger..." -Sheldon Cooper
"Then don't." -Sheldon Cooper
"You're not helping!" -Leonard Hofstader
