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"Lay it on me." -Leonard Hofstader

"Well obviously, you don't see it yet, but trust me you will." -Dennis Kim

"Alright, this is my office." -Sheldon Cooper

"Is this part of the tour?" -Dennis Kim

"Nope, goodbye." -Sheldon Cooper

"Come on, Sheldon we've hardly shown him anything." -Leonard Hofstader

"Oh, alright, this is my desk, these are my books, this is my door. Please close it behind you goodbye." -Sheldon Cooper

"You see where you went wrong, don't you?" -Dennis Kim

"Leonard?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Yeah?" -Leonard Hofstader (smiling).

"Get him out." -Sheldon Cooper

"You think I haven't considered it? You really think I haven't considered it." -Sheldon Cooper

"We liked Leonard." -Howard Wolowitz

"Go away." -Leonard Hofstader

"Well, I've been in this lab for 3 years and you've never came by to say hello." -Howard Wolowitz

"Well, up until now I've had better things to do. So what are we doing today?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Sheldon." -Howard Wolowitz

"Yes?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Go away!" -Howard Wolowitz

"Did Leonard tell you to say that?" -Sheldon Cooper

"No, I thought about it all by myself." -Howard Wolowitz

"Go away!" -Rajesh Kootherpali (points to the door).

"Is he here?" -Howard Wolowitz

"If he were, I wouldn't be." -Leonard Hofstader

"Do you know what he did? He watched me work for 10 minutes and then started to design a simple piece of software that could replace me." -Rajesh Kootherpali

"Is that even possible?" -Leonard Hofstader

"As it turns out, yes." -Rajesh Kootherpali

"Something's got to be done about him, Leonard." -Howard Wolowitz

"Like what? He'll never be able to cope with the fact that some 15 year old is smarter and more accomplished than he is." -Leonard Hofstader

"Well, what if something were to happen to this boy, so he was not longer a threat to Sheldon." -Rajesh Kootherpali

"Then our problem would be solved." -Howard Wolowitz

"H-hang on, are we talking about murdering Dennis Kim? I'm not saying no." -Leonard Hofstader

"We don't have to go that far, there are  other means available." -Howard Wolowitz

"We can't send him back to North Korea, he knows how to get out." -Rajesh Kootherpali

"The only thing we need to do is make this Kim kid lose his focus." -Howard Wolowitz

"It won't happen, he's not interested in anything except physics." -Leonard Hofstader

"Go away?" -Sheldon Cooper (Howard, Raj, & Leonard nod).

"Howard that's racist, any 15 year old girl will do the trick." -Leonard Hofstader

"It's possible she may have misunderstood us." -Rajesh Kootherpali

"Or can we?" -Howard Wolowitz

"No, we can't." -Leonard Hofstader

"Are you crying?" -Rajesh Kootherpali

"No, I have allergies." -Howard Wolowitz

"We're not in India." -Leonard Hofstader

"Well, we'll do it your way then." -Rajesh Kootherpali (sarcastically).

"Yeah, let's go with that." -Howard Wolowitz

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