"What are you doing." -Penny T
"Oh, there's a draft." -Leonard Hofstader
"I didn't feel a draft." -Penny T
"Bite me." -Leonard Hofstader
"Oh, even I know that's lame." -Sheldon Cooper
"Let's go to the tape." -Howard Wolowitz
"He was more fun when he had no hope." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Give him time." -Howard Wolowitz
"Do you think if Leonard & I keep dating, he'll get bored with me?" -Penny T
"That depends." -Sheldon Cooper
"On what?" -Penny T
"Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics?" -Sheldon Cooper
"No." -Penny T
"Do you speak Klingon?" -Sheldon Cooper
"No." -Penny T
"Y'know any card tricks?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, y'know what... I get it. Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress/ actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college." -Penny T
"Why would you lie about that?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Well, he was going on and on about this college and that grad school, and I... I didn't want him to think that I was some kind of stupid loser." -Penny T
"You thought the opposite of *stupid loser.* was *community college* graduate?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, this is between you & me, you cannot tell Leonard any of this." -Penny T
"You're asking me to keep a secret?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yes." -Penny T
"Well, I'm sorry, but you would've had to express that desire before revealing the secret, so that I could choose whether or not I wanted to accept the covenant of secret keeping. You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis." -Sheldon Cooper
"What?" -Penny T
"Secret keeping is a complicated endeavor, one has to be concerned not only about what one says, but about facial expressions, autonomic reflexes. When I try to deceive on myself have more nervous tics been a Lyme disease research facility. It's a joke, it relies on the homonymic relationship between *tick, the blood-sucking arachnid, & *tic, the involuntary muscular contraction.* (Chuckles). I made it up myself." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, look if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment." -Penny T
"Physiologically, impossible." -Sheldon Cooper
"Oh Sheldon, please look, I am asking you as a friend." -Penny T
"So, you're saying that friendship contains within an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Well, yeah." -Penny T
"Interesting. One more question and perhaps I should've led with this, when did we become friends?" -Sheldon Cooper
(A/N~when Sheldon & Leonard talked to her in season 1 episode 1).
"What did I do wrong?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Why are you asking me? I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you've provided me. Nor do I have any method of learning such things." -Sheldon Cooper (walks away).
