"Ok fine whatever." -Penny Teller
"It wasn't awkward, it wasn't fun besides what's the big deal? We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on." -Leonard Hofstader
"By moving on, you mean she's going out with other men. You spent the afternoon making 15th century soap with Wolowitz." -Rajesh Kootherpali
"Don't be silly, I borrowed one of your pillowcases." -Sheldon Cooper
"Borrowed?!" -Leonard Hofstader
"Are you saying that you've been holding back?" -Howard Wolowitz
"Of course, out of respect." -Leonard Hofstader
"So, how do you explain the 10 years before Penny?" -Howard Wolowitz
Who were you respecting then?" -Rajesh Kootherpali
"I've dated plenty of women, there was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle..." -Leonard Hofstader
"Notify the editors of the Oxford English dictionary. The word 'plenty' has been redefined to mean 'two' -Sheldon Cooper
"How did we get on me? I thought we were mocking Leonard for not moving on. Dude, you have totally not moved on." -Rajesh Kootherpali
"You want me to leave the apartment?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yes." -Leonard Hofstader
"You mean, just go someplace else and be... someplace else?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yes." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, why should I leave? This is my apartment too." -Sheldon Cooper
"I know it is, and if science discovers a second member of your species and you two would like some privacy, I'd be more than happy to get out of your way." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, alright then." -Sheldon Cooper
"Everybody has a date, even you Mario going after Princess Peach. And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you." -Sheldon Cooper (talking to his computer).
"I sure hope so." -Leonard Hofstader
"What now?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Ok, where is this coming from?" -Penny Teller
Because love trumps hate." -Penny Teller
"I'm listening, amuse me." -Sheldon Cooper
