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"Then you can drive, let's go." -Sheldon Cooper

"You have to drive me to work." -Sheldon Cooper

"I don't really think I do." -Penny Teller

"But I don't drive and I can't take the bus." -Sheldon Cooper

"Penny, didn't you recently state that you & I are friends?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Yes, Sheldon, we are friends." -Penny Teller

"Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship... the favor." -Sheldon Cooper

"Oh, dear God." -Penny Teller

"I'm sorry I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers, when you're done, we'll go." -Sheldon Cooper

"Your *check-engine* light is on." -Sheldon Cooper

"Of course not." -Sheldon Cooper

"Too bad." -Penny Teller

"Good for Leonard." -Penny Teller (sarcastically).

"Do you wanna go again?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Why, don't we just have a little quiet time, now?" -Penny Teller

"Alright." -Sheldon Cooper

"Get out." -Penny Teller

"I said get out." -Penny Teller

"Howard, help me out here." -Leonard Hofstader

"No, just for the fun of it I'm gonna take his side." -Howard Wolowitz (smiles/looks at Sheldon).

"Why did Howard leave you in the middle of the road anyway?" -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj

"We had a difference of opinion." -Sheldon Cooper

"Over what?" -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj

"Whether or not he was trying to kill me, for the record, I maintain he was." -Sheldon Cooper

"Sheldon, sit down." -Leonard Hofstader

"She's in my spot." (Penny moves over with an annoyed look on her face). Don't look at me like that, everybody knows that's my spot." -Sheldon Cooper

"Sheldon, you know that we care about you." -Penny Teller

"It's because we care about you, we have decided to speak up." -Howard Wolowitz

(Raj nods).

"You're hurting the people around you, sweetie." -Penny Teller

"So, we made you an appointment and we want you to keep it." -Leonard Hofstader

"This madness has to stop." -Howard Wolowitz

"Penny's taking you to the DMV, I'm going to bed." -Leonard Hofstader

"I want to go to the comic bookstore." -Howard Wolowitz (follows Shenny out the door leaving Raj alone).

"I like comic books." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj (sitting in the chair).

"That's because I don't." -Lady at the DMV

"How else are they going to learn?" -Sheldon Cooper

"Maybe you want to give it a rest, and try again tomorrow?" -Leonard Hofstader

"No, I quit." -Sheldon Cooper

"Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software, it's amazingly detailed." -Sheldon Cooper

"So, wait, you're just gonna give up?" -Leonard Hofstader

"No I'm not giving up, I never give up." -Sheldon Cooper (sits in his spot biting his lip looking away).

"So, what is it you're doing?" -Leonard Hofstader

"I'm... transcending the situation I'm clearly to evolved for driving." -Sheldon Cooper

"What does that mean?" -Leonard Hofstader

"Leonard, have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size?" -Sheldon Cooper

"I wonder a lot of things about you, Sheldon but not- not that." -Leonard Hofstader

"But I am convinced that the reason I cannot master the plebeian task I'm driving is because I'm not meant too." -Sheldon Cooper

"Yes you are, you're meant to learn how to drive. Please learn how to drive!" -Leonard Hofstader

"It's never safe." -Leonard Hofstader

"Yeah, well I know that now." -Sheldon Cooper

"You saw nothing." -Sheldon Cooper (wearing a black hood getting a drink out of the cafeteria, because he lives in his office since Leonard is still working on that project).


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