S1EP13
"What'd you spill on it?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, you can count me out." -Sheldon Cooper
"What why?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Don't you think I should answer the engineer's questions, I am an engineer." -Howard Wolowitz
"How do you know these things?" -Leonard Hofstader
S1EP14
"I don't believe it." -Leonard Hofstader
"Sheldon, you can't be selfish, we all paid for it, so it belongs to all of us." -Leonard Hofstader
"He'll know something's up." -Sheldon Cooper
"Again, time machine." -Sheldon Cooper
"What if I knocked you unconscious right now?" -Leonard Hofstader
"It wouldn't change the past." -Sheldon Cooper
"Do you wanna talk about what's bothering you?" -Sheldon Cooper
"It's still my turn." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, man be cool, we're all friends here." -Howard Wolowitz
