Madison Potter and the Half Blood PrinceChapter 11: Snape's Actual Victory
It's a good thing I was there when Malfoy broke Harry's nose, and it was a awesome thing that Malfoy didn't see me.
"Harry!" I yelled after the Slytherin bitch left the train with a big smile on his face (I wonder how bad that pays?).
"Madison!" Harry groaned in pain.
I rolled my green eyes, he was such a dramatic human being. In fact, he was so dramatic, it was almost sickening.
Making my way over to him, I knelt down and carefully ripped off the cloak of invisibility.
Stuffing it in my robe pocket, careful not to fold it, I gave Harry and look that would have made him wince if his nose wasn't all screwed up.
I took out my wand and pointed it at his jacked up nose.
"W-w-what are you doing, Madison?"
"Healing your nose, you dumb butt."
"No, I don't need you-" he stated, almost reproachfully.
"Episkey!" I shouted.
There was a large and loud cracking sound; my older twin brother's nose had crunched itself back into place.
"Come on," Harry stated. "We need to get off of this."
"Yeah, I'd rather not go back to London."
Together, Harry and I hopped off of the Hogwarts Express.
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The two of us made a grand entrance into the Great Hall.
I pushed open the doors dramatically, and then walked in, letting the oak doors slam on my brother. I heard a crack.
It was probably his nose.
Again.
"Madison!" Harry yelled, his voice able to be heard all the way up at the teachers table.
I rolled my eyes, smiled at the student body, and opened up the oak doors.
"What!?" I whisper yelled.
"You broke my nose!"
"You ruined my entrance, you git!"
"Just fix it, you prick!" Harry yelled back at me, much to the whole staff and student body's delight.
"Fine! You're such a dumb butt sometimes!"
Pulling him in front of me, I harshly yelled, "Episkey!"
Another crack reached my ear drums as his nose made its way back into place.
"Thanks," Harry grumbled.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," I mumbled at him.
As we walked to the Gryffindor table to sit beside Hermione and Ron, I told him in a rather loud voice, "Prick."
"Git," he replied at the same volume.
"I despise you."
"Wait, what are we fighting about again?"
I face palmed.
"This, my fellow peers and Professors- oh, hi Snape- is why Harry James Potter is not in Ravenclaw!"
Harry blushed up to his eyes, and he plopped down next to Ron. Smirking, I sat down next to Hermione.
"Well?" I exclaimed. "What the hell are you all looking at? Eat or something!"
After people began to carry on with what they had been previously doing, Dumbledore made an announcement.
"I am pleased to welcome back Horace Slughorn to resume his post as a potions master, while I am glad to announce that Professor Snape has gained the post for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class."
Why Snape?
This year was going to be full of bull.
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Madison Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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