𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑, 𝐭𝐱𝐭

tubatu's (in)correct lines

beomgyu, *approaching mia with open arms*

mia, *moves out of the way*

beomgyu, "why did you move???" 

mia, "i thought you were gonna attack me???" 

beomgyu, "..i was gonna hug you?..."

mia, "oh!... why would you hug me?" 

beomgyu, "WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??" 

mia, "did you guys buy eggs like i asked?" 

yeonjun, "even better!" 

mia, "...."

beomgyu, *holding up a chicken*, "here!" 

hueningkai, "her name is burning kylie mbappe ono choi!" 

*during a water gun fight*

taehyun, "noona, you shot beomgyu? but we're on the same team!" 

mia, "okay but you should've heard what he said to me!" 

taehyun, "what did he say?"

mia, mimicking beomgyu, "what're you gonna do? shoot me?" 

hueningkai, "noona :("

mia, "what happened to my precious amazing gorgeous ningie?"

hueningkai, "beomgyu called me the b word :("

mia, slapping beomgyu, "beomgyu! why-"

beomgyu, to kai, "motherfucker doesn't start with B, dumbass."

mia, "..."

yeonjun, "why does gou always do the laundry so loudly?"

taehyun, "so everyone knows that no one helps her with the chores."

mia, in the distance, *slams the washing machine shut*

mia, "i'm not doing well, oppa :(" 

soobin, "why, mi? what happened?"

mia, "i've had this headache that comes in goes for a long time," 

beomgyu, *walks by*

mia, groaning and holding her head, "there it is again!" 

mia, "how long has it been since either of you slept..?" 

soobin, staring at his gaming console intensely, bloodshot eyes, "three or four." 

mia, "...three or four what..?"

hueningkai, nodding while not taking his eyes off his computer, "three or four."

yeonjun, "you have to apologize to mia." 

beomgyu, "fine." 

beomgyu, "unfuck you.. or whatever.."

beomgyu, "why doesn't mimi find me sexy when i bite my lip :(("

taehyun, "what do you look like biting your lip?" 

mia, "please no"

beomgyu, *bites lip*

taehyun, "..have you considered biting your top lip?"

♡♡♡♡♡♡, 完成!

+ hihi<3 this is such a random chapter idek if y'all will like it LOL

all credit to the tumblr and pinterest posts i got these from ^^