Rocks D. Luffy

Drunkard Luffy

Heyo, so I have nothing better to do, so why not make a 'Joke Chapter' this is where times Luffy is drunk.

(- SCENE 1 -)
Pre-Timeskip

"Rahahahahahaha!"  Luffy said as he was dancing around the sunny while laughing. "Better believe it Ace, I will surpass you."

"He's totally drunk!" Ussop retorted.

"This is his sixth drinking, what if an enemy shows up now?!" Chopper asked.

"All I care is that he's a better drunkard than I am." Zoro said, not even acknowledging on what's going on, which he received some glares.

Suddenly a Sea-Kings jump out of the sea, and shadows the Sunny, Luffy then saw the Sea-King and immediately laughs.

"Drunken Gear Second!" Luffy then enters Gear-Seconds and uses Soru to punch away the Sea-King, with powerful Armament Haki coating fist.

Suddenly another one popped-out of the sea and attempted to attack him.

"Jet-Gatling!" Luffy delivers a fast throw of punches and completely finishing the Sea Kings.

Which left the Straw-Hats in shocked.

"Nani!!!!!" The all said in unison, except for a few (- I'm pretty sure you can guess them -)

At the end, Luffy did Franky's signature pose and said "Super!!!" which he automatically praised him.

(- SCENE 2 -)

The Straw-Hats were having dinner, and Luffy finishing his food Aswell, starting drink booze, as he managed to grab 7 bottles.

"Oi, Luffy-san, how about we do a challenge to see who can drink the most bottles without passing out." Lumen challenged, which made Luffy and Zoro look at each other, meanwhile some Straw-Hats were pleading not to.

"Challenge accepted!" Luffy and Zoro accepted in unison and gathered up any Sake Bottle they could fine.

"Count me In." Issac said as he takes one of the sake cups.

"I'll count you guys down." Sanji said, which they agreed on and got ready. "3.... 2.... 1... Go..."

All four of them started chugging down the Sake-cup and rapid-speed and completely stealing from each side of the table, meanwhile some of them were in disbelief, and some were interesting.

After 10 minutes, Issac passed out first, Then Spectral, and then Zoro, which resulted at Luffy as the winner while drinking 21 cups.

"Damn *Hic* I didn't get to *Hic beat my *Hic* record, wha *Hic* a shame." Luffy said as he remained conscious but is drunk. After a few minutes, he then passed out on the table and started talking in his sleep.

"Hey, Sabo, you remember when we would tie Ace up to a pole and stranded him for 5 hours?" Luffy said in his sleep. Vivi then just put an apple in his mouth before he exposes himself even more.

(- SCENE 3 -)

Franky was fixing the Sunny after battling against Gecko Moria, the warlord, while he went to go get his tools, he saw his Captain laying on the ground with red liquid puddling his face.

"Oi, Captain! What happened to you? Are you alright?" Franky shouted, which got the Straw-Hats attention, and saw Luffy on the ground with his face covered in red-liquid, and they saw holding a booze bottle

"Oh no, he must've gotten shot in the head!" Chopper screamed in panic.

"Calm down! Nothing unless Sea-Stone bullets or Haki coated bullets can hurt him." Ussop calmed down before Chopper escalated.

"Come on, Luffy! Please be alright!" Vivi pleaded. Suddenly, there was movement and Luffy lifted his head from the ground and saw Franky staring at them as he had a tired expression on his face.

"Oh, I've fallen asleep." Luffy said as he starts rolling on the floor, which made his crew in disbelief.

"You were asleep?!" The Straw-Hats asked their Captain, which they nodded.

"So, what was the red liquid that was all over your face?" Nami asked.

"This." Luffy simply answered as he held up the sake-bottle in his head. "I was drinking this before I slept. But now I cannot get up."

"Here you go, Luffy." Robin said as she crosses her arms, and formed multiple hands to help him get to his quarters.

"Thank you, Robin." Luffy said, which she smiled.

Yeah, so that was it. Later!