Agent 4 Demonstrates Better Hygiene than Agent 3

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So, Boss Callie isn't here right? - Shiver

Seems like this entire thing was just abandoned anyway. - Frye

Ay! - Big Man

Yeah, we might as well make some progress. Maybe Boss Callie will give us a raise! - Shiver

Ay. - Big Man

Yup, totally what you said, we're not gonna listen to you anymore. - Frye. 

Agent 4 just had the boss kettle remaining in this area that I forgot the name of because honestly, I stopped caring, we were going to rescue Callie now, screw the Great Zap Fish, that's for chumps!

What the fuck!? - Shiver

SHIVER YOU CAN'T SWEAR, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! - Frye

AY. - Big Man.

Oh shit-

SHIVER, WATCH YOUR POTTY MOUTH, YOU JUST SWORE AGAIN! - Frye

Ay... - Big Man.

Agent 4 then jumps into the kettle and like with all the previous boss kettles... ugh, you know what, this is just getting repetitive. Like earlier with Agent 3 they had this same thing and now with Agent 4 it's the same thing. Fuck this, basically it's "Octoshower" the cleanser of inklings. God I'm so tired right now. 

Boss Marie is in a bad mood it seems. - Frye.

A bit like what happened when she found out you burned her house down, Frye. - Shiver

SHIVER STOP! - Frye.

Ay... - Big Man.

Frye, this was your idea, I'm done with this. I'm going home. There's no money to be made here in general. - Shiver

*Shiver has disconnected*

SHIVER WAIT! - Frye.

Ay... - Big Man.

Fine fine. - Frye.

I'm so done with this whole thing, like can Octavio just like, idk, give up. Ugh, maybe drinking all that alcohol was a bad idea...

Marie got drunk on alcohol and drank too much!? That's gotta be something we can sell for money! - Frye

*Shiver has reconnected*

SOMEONE SAY MONEY!? - Shiver

Yeah, we can leak info about how Marie gets too drunk to the tabloids. - Frye.

MONEY. - Shiver

Ay! - Big Man.

After some fighting or washing, Agent 4 gets the zap fish and we get another call but it's from Callie who tries to tell us to leave but I came to rescue her and shit, so we proceed to Cephalon HQ and I feel so bad for Agent 4 who has traverse these platforms on their own :p. 

Ay! - Big Man.

Nah, it's more fun if you don't help the agents, less work. - Frye.

AND MORE MONEY! - Shiver

I'm gonna lay down, my head still hurts, probably had too much to drink.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 01, 2025 ⏰

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