The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

We're rap gods

I listen to wayyyy too much SWS, is's unhealthy 

Luv oo

Thea xx

Pt 13 - We're rap gods

We then venture out of the safety of Pizza Hut to the van, the now rainy weather, making me groan. I always tend to look really weird with my hair semi wet which is what happens in the rain. I'm also wearing my unicorn shoes which offer no protection against puddles at all. Once we get to the van I get in the back, letting Carri drive because I need an urgent change of clothing and outlook on life in England.

I steal Carri's raincoat from the seat she was sat in previously and put that on with the hood up to protect my hair and shirt because band shirts need more protection than you think. Cruelty to band shirts must stop, full stop.

We park in a random car park that Carri claims is close to Buckingham palace. Half an hour of walking (being carried by Ashton to protect the unicorn shoes) later I see no sign of the Queen or her palace.

"Carri are you sure you know where we're going?" Seren asks "we're all drenched and cold and everyone's feet are sore apart from Espen's maybe but that is beside the point"

"I know exactly where I'm going Seren, don't panic" Carri says brushing her off "have a little faith in my map reading skills"

"Do you remember that time we went to Devon for a girly weekend?" I ask resting my cheek on top of Ashton's hair. Don't judge it's really soft. And it smells good. "And Carri insisted on driving because she knew how to use a map. Long story short we ended up in an unpronounceable village in Wales. I have no faith in your mat reading skills at all"

"Why did you have to bring that up?" Carri asks huffing "that was a mistake and besides it was ages ago" she says crossing her arms

"Carri it was about a month ago" Seren says getting her phone out "I'm gonna call a taxi and Carri is gonna pay because she got us lost in the first place"

"Why don't we just walk back to the band van?" Luke asks "we can drive to the Queen's house, Ashton can take his pictures and then we can go round town for a bit before we go on the London eye" he suggests and Carri nods, obviously happy she won't have to pay for a taxi. We all agree after a little while and I get off Ashton's back, holding his hand instead. I take Calum's hand as well and they lift me over the puddles so I don't ruin my shoes.

We get back to the van after another half hour of walking. Thank Jesus we didn't lose that as well, I would have probably skinned Carri, our van is our baby.

"I'll be driving thank you very much" I say taking the keys off Carri and getting in the drivers seat. Calum rides next to me this time. Calum and I sing along to Beyoncè songs together and I get us to Buckingham palace within another twenty minutes and that includes five minutes of traffic.

"Alright, everyone interested in seeing the Queen's house get out now you've got ten minutes" I say looking at the clock on the dashboard "I don't want to hang around for too long, there is a store I need to go to and it shuts at four which is in half an hour" I tell everyone and they nod.

All of Bromance get out of the car and Carri goes with them, saying she doesn't want to have to deal with abuse from Seren and myself.

When they're all out of the van Seren climbs into the front and we jam to Sleeping with Sirens again. Fucking hell Kellin what are you trying to say?

They all come back a few minutes later and get in the car again to compare photos. Seren puts Fancy on and we all start rapping like absolute bosses. Because that's what we are. We're rap gods, forget about Eminem its all about Bromance ft. The Embryos.