The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

Sunsets with pretty girls get lots of likes

I physically can't deal with the SKH video like I dont think I'll be ok for a little while

Ashton needs to get off that roof though like Michael got burnt and we almost lost his hair we dont need to lose a band member because he was a dumb shit and decided it would be a good idea to sit on the room of a house which doesnt even belong to him to the best of my knowledge. Though I wouldn't put it past 5sos to have a housing development in the middle of nowhere.

Luv oo

Thea xxx

P.S This is dedicated to Stevie because of last nights conversation regarding those who ship 5sos and any member of 5H. I just want to formally ask you on behalf of both of us to remove yourself from the internet and re-evaluate your existence because at the minute it is disappointing the whole fandom.

Pt 15 - Sunsets with pretty girls get lots of likes

"Ok can we please go on the London eye now?" Luke asks once we get back in the van. He's surrounded by bags which hold various hair products and a couple pairs of jeans he couldn't live without along with a new pair of black Vans that he's gonna cover in glitter glue so he can have unicorn shoes as well.

"We can if you want Breadstick" I say smiling at him through the rear-view mirror and parking in another free car park which will give us about a ten minute walk to the London eye.

"Come on then everyone, let my supreme navigational skills lead us to the London eye" Luke says dramatically as he gets out of the van

"We can all see it from here Lucas" Michael says rolling his eyes and pointing to it "you don't need to navigate anywhere"

"Don't be mean" Carri says slapping Michael's arm as we walk after Luke. We arrive at the London eye after a few minutes and get in line. Soon after that we're in one of the little bubble things.

"That's the houses of parliament" Carri says to Luke, pointing to them as we ascend in the bubble "that's where all the laws are made and stuff like that" she tells him. So basically she's appointed herself his tour guide. Ok then Carri, just don't get him lost.

"This is so pretty" Seren says as she and Calum take a shit tonne of pictures "like I never knew that sunset and rain mixed together make something so gorgeous" she gushes and I roll my eyes at her, she can be a right sap sometimes.

"I know right" Calum says smiling at her "this is like total tumblr material". Ok so we can now establish that the grumpy Asian is also a total fucking sap.

"You know what" Michael says coming up behind me and Ashton. We're taking selfies with each other for no reason other than we're bored because honestly I've been up the London eye so many times that it is no longer interesting and Ashton says he needs a new profile picture and sunsets with pretty girls get lots of likes. I will readily admit that that made me blush which made him giggle which made me blush more. He's too cute for his own good.

"Espen listen" Michael whines, stomping his foot like a three year old and crossing his arms "Espen you need to listen to me, this is important" he says looking down at me

"What is it Mikey?" I ask looking up at him "I'm all ears, don't worry" I smile and he waits a few seconds before he starts to ramble about how much he wants a cinnamon bun. I listen for about ten seconds before I get my phone out and start to play candy crush which is highly addictive and I wouldn't recommend playing it under any circumstances.

When Ashton sees what I'm playing he comes and rests his head on my shoulder, instructing me on what to do. Soon Michael, Seren and Calum have created a circle around me and are arguing with each other about what my next move should be.

By the time we're back on the ground Carri has given Luke a tour of London which from what I could hear was fairly incorrect but whatever, she'll hurt me if I tell her that. I have also accomplished five more levels on candy crush with the help of Ashton and Seren mainly, Calum and Michael just argued over every decision the other one made.

We wonder back to the van, Michael whining about being hungry the whole way. It really is a miracle that boy is as skinny as he is because I swear to god he eats his own body weight in food every day and doesn't exercise at all. He must have an amazing metabolism because I know if I ate like him I would resemble a marshmallow within a week. No that there's anything wrong with looking like a marshmallow, I actually think I could pull it off.

Once everyone is seated in the van again, Ashton in the front with me this time since we were half way though a conversation about drum skins that neither of us we're willing to stop just because Luke wants to sit in the front.

I turn the radio on quietly and drive us to Seren's house because she wanted dropping off. We all yell bye and then I drop Carri off leaving me alone with Bromance. I have a feeling that someone is gonna get hurt. I have no idea why.