Anonymous lover (Phan)

Chapter 9: Coincidence?

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Dan: Yeah sorry...um...this is going to sound weird...but I had exactly the same news...<3

Phil: Wait...WHAT?! <3

Dan: Yeah... it freaked me out to...but it might just be nothing... what's the guy's name? <3

Phil: Pj... <3

Dan: o.o ... and Chris <3

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(Dan's Pov:)

HOLY LLAMA ON A TRICYCLE IS THIS REAL LIFE?! Like right now? Are you positive? Okay... WHAT IS LIFE AHH!! There is no way in the six llama kingdoms that something like THIS could have happened. I can't tell what I'm feeling right now like my mind has been blown outta pluto... is this a good thing? Ah I have no idea! Well okay...um...uh...lets just calm down just a lil bit....tiny winy bit...okay A LOT!!

This means that Phil... PHIL FLUFFING LESTER IS IN MY SCHOOL... AND HAS BEEN THE WHOLE TIME!! How haven't I even noticed? He must be the most attractive person in the school cuz like JUST LOOK AT HIS PERSONALITY OKAY!! ITS FUCKING PERFECT! 

Oh oh maybe he just joined! ...wait...but how would he be friends with Peej... AH!! Why haven't I ever been introduced to him by Peej? He must be close to him because Pj wouldn't just go telling anyone and everyone who he's dating. He's a very reserved person when it comes to stuff like that and too right...there are waaay to many nosey people in our school that just want to know everythaaang...cough cough MEEEE!! I'm not even sorry...mwhehehe...I'm going mad I know, and when I say going I really mean that I have always been mad... probably? And here I am just making a puuurfect example of it by reasoning with myself in my own brain...yayy. I'm a special child.

WAIT...I'm getting off point...like a lot... AND I STILL HAVEN'T REPLIED!!

Okay yeah...its only been a minute...just chill Dan gosh.

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Picking up my phone from my face I quickly glance at it to see that Phil has answered.

Phil: So um what does this mean exactly?

Dan: I guess we were closer to each other than we ever thought we were :)

Phil: Haha I sensed you with my Dan radar powers XD

Phil: Was that creepy?

Phil: Maybe?

Phil: I'm not stalking you I promise!!

Dan: Hmm idk...you might be right outside my window rn O.O

Phil: Maybe I am o.o 

Phil: But you'd never know HA!

Dan: I could just open the curtains you spoon

Phil: Well well  MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A FORK!!

Dan: Hmm...Wanna make a spork? ;D

Dan: I'M SORRY I HAD TO!! ='D

Dan: NOT SORREHHH MWHAHA >=D

Dan: Please don't disown meeehhh!! D'=

Phil: Omg XD sounds like a good idea ;) 

Dan: Shut up you flirt!

Phil: HAY! You started it! You you foork! Hmph 

Dan: Say fork over and over as fast as you can! GO!