One day a father was outside with his tree daughters.
One of them came up and said "why did you name me leaf"
He said "when you were born i brought you outside and a leaf fell on your head."
The second daughter came up and said "why did you name me snowflake"
The dad said "when you were born i brought you outside and a snowflake fell on your head."
The 3rd daughter came up and said "herr durr de herr"
The dad said "will you please shut up cinder block"
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