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THIS IS BY FAR MY BIGGEST MOTHERFUCKING PET PEEVE
LIKE OH
MY
RUCKING
AHDUANKS
OK
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WHEN BITCHES DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL
OR LIKE
THEIR STORY IS DULL AND BLAND AND LIFELESS AND ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING BORING
"hey fam"
"hey ily."
"ily2"
"we should have sex lol."
"lol tru"
"ur so h0t"
"u turn me on"
"lol same tho"
"FR ha"
"ya"
ITS LITERALLY LIKE THOSE 10 YEAR OLDS ON virtUAL WORLDS. which reminds me,
"George I heard u was cheating on meh"
"nah"
"ya"
"sry"
"lol k"
ohmygod I'm literally fucking done
by e
bush did 9/11

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When you say George is cheating
And then bush did 9/11

And bush real name is George bush

and then George Washington was married to Martha Washington
And Martha is my name
kidding its britney bitch

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