this is probably every single type of irrelevant you can imagine but I'm just bored and it's 3 a.m. and why the hell not?
hey-lo
my name is Victoria
I live in Boston, Massachusettes,
(aka I don't give a massa-two-shits)
and I'm fine with saying where I live bcus if anyone here tries to find me I will personally cut off your genitalia (if you dunno what that is, 1: wtf are you 2: penis and or vagina idk what kind of "situation" you got goin on down there fam.)
comprendes?
si si
I speak 3 languages cus I'm so motherfucking cool.
my favorite color is black like my fuCKING SOUL.
i like pasta a lot and my best friends dads chicken wings cus HoLY SHIT THOSE ARE SO FUCKING BOMB
(shoutout to bup)
SHHOUUUTTOUTTTT
um I hate the colors yellow pink orange and green
like hate those colors.
don't ask me why,
cus I don't fucking know why.
I just don't.
I have 2 older brothers who are my favorite people on the planet.
I hate my sister.
I love music a lot
(p!atd, fall out boy, 5sos, FUCKING ONE DIRECTION BITCH YES, the fray, all time low, the 1975 etc I'm lazy asf)
I am Harry styles' wife
like
forreal
I'm her
in the flesh
yes bow down bitches
I'm such a boring person I can't even think of anYTHING TO TELL YOU GUYS
I love horror movies bcus yay death
I'm rude obnoxious sarcastic and who cares
I dance at strange moments
I taught my mom how to whip so I can post it on the Internet to embarrass her cus #yayfamily
I love Gigi gorgeous on YouTube she is my QUEEN.
I hate Ariana grande and if I get yelled at for this fucK YOU
I'm Taylor swift as fuck
Andy biersack is the reason I wake up in the morning.
my favorite show is American horror story
I also thoroughly enjoy pretty little liars.
I have a strange addiction with Capri Sun.
like
I'm hooked on that shit.
wtf is this chapter ugh I shouldn't allowed on the Internet
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WANNA HEAR THE FUCKING WEIRDEST THING
I SAW MICHAEL CLIFFORD
LIKE
SAW
HIM
LISTEN
HEAR ME OUT
I WAS AT SOCCER PRACTICE AT LIKE 7/8 PM AND IT WAS A BIG FIELD
AND THIS GUY
WITH LIKE BRIGHT COLORED HAIR IN A FLANNEL AND BLACK SKINNY JEANS AND CONVERSE EITH A FUCKING SKATEBOARD
ROLLS UP
and I'm staring at him like a fucking creepy
casually nudging my friend
"that's Michael Clifford."
"Victoria chill that's not Michael Clifford."
SO WHAT DO I DO?
puLL OUT FUCKING GOOGLE AND GOOGLE A PIC OF HIM TO SHOW HER
AND SHES LIKE
OMG THATS MICHAEL CLIFFORD
SO WERE CHILLIN THERE STARING WT HIM FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING MINUTES
LIKE WE WERENT SURE
BUT
I
KNEW
anyway he left and I cried
