I literally just woke up and it's like 1 p.m and I'm not ashamed at all. ok maybe a little.
I'm seriously considering making myself a rapper name but I can't think of anything and you guys need to help me shape my blossoming rap career.
fo' shizzle
xoxoxooxo gossip girl
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we're gonna go on the topic of werewolves, once again caueSE YOLO.
ignore the fact that i said that and also ignore the fact that this is in italics im literally too lazy to freaking change it back to normal so you all are gonna have to suck it up AND BE A MAN/WOMAN WHATEVER GENDER YOU ARE.
LET'S BEGIN FAM,
it seems like every book you click now a days is like, "the alpha calls me kitten"
or he calls her kitten
they all fucking call her kitten
like thats cute and shit,
but it's so over-used, and if you think about it, he's also calling you a pussy in a way.
and is it that cute?
(depends on what you find cute tho)
like, if i were writing it, it would go something like this,
"hey kitten"
"did you just fucking call me a cat"
"aw kitten dont be like that"
"i will literally rip your penis off and feed it to MY cat"
"kitten youre so cute"
"uh turd are you oblivious?"
"ILY KITTEN"
"STOP CALLING ME A PUSSY THATS BULLYING IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES"
"YOU CANT DRAG ME DOWN, KITTEN"
DRAG ME DOWN
NOBODY NOBODY
NOBODY CAN, DRAG ME-
*ninja kicks alpha to floor and rips his ears off*
"HOW COULD YOU THIS KITTEN!?!?"
"YOU CALLED ME A PUSSY"
"SORRY WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU"
get it cause she ripped his ears off lmao saaammeee.
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boom clap
the sound of my thighsss.
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