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can we just talk about these high school musical pick up lines for a sec,
like,
just listen,
"i don't dance, but i'd do the horizontal tango with you"
"bop bop bop, i'll let you top."
"my heads in the game, but it'd rather be inbetween your legs"
"looks like somebodys getting creme bru-laid tonight"
d o n e
bye.
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heres another and im sorry if it's like
1d 1d 1d 1d
but can you blame me?
FUCK AGAIN WITH THESE DAMN RHYMES IM SUCH A FUCKING RAPPER TAKE THAT EMINEM YOU JOKE!
(IM JOKING DONT HURT ME)
next,
i strongly dislike when the girl is like,
seriously getting it on with all 5 (4 now, i guess.) guys.
like bitch that pussy aint poppin pick a guy damn.
fucked zeyn, sucked nail's dick, kissed lewis, touched harreh's curls, and freAKING MADE OUT WITH LAMP.
STOP.
CHOOSE ONE YOU FACKIN SLUT.
damn bitcch.
*makes out with nail*
i cant believe this, i broke hurry's heart! DEAR GOD IM SORRY HURRY.
*continues to kiss nail*
nah man lamp is the one fo' sho
leavE NAIL ALONE.
*cries*
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boOM CRASH THE SOUND OF MY GRADES.
XO
