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yes that's a picture of my husband, yes he's fucking adorable as shit.
talk shit get hit bitch;
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I'm not weird
I'm unique.
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ONE DAY WHEN I CAME HOME
AT LUNCH TIME
I HEARD A FUNNY NOISE
madre, padre, I'm jo-bros asf.
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hello MTV and welcome to my crib,
today we're going to be talking about LA & England and that that's literally the only place where people in fanfics live aha :)
(that was a sarcastic smiley btw)
why not like Africa,
why cant you live in Africa?
or like,
Mexico
or like
Brazil
or like,
Boston (where I live)
or like
ANY PLACE OTHER THAN LA AND ENGLAND SERIOUSLY
OR MAYBE EVEN AUSTRALIA
LIKE
ITLL LITERALLY BE A FANFIC ABOUT FIVE SECONDS OF SUMMER WHO ARE AUSTRALIAN.
And THEYLL LEGIT BE IN FUCKING ENGLAND
DID I MISS SOMETHING
DID THEY TURN BRITISH ORRR?¿¿?¿
ugh I'm finishing this before I give myself a headache lmfao
peace up, dun dun usher usher
yeah yeah yeahhhh
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oooo this is an SOS don't want a second guess this is the bottom line it's true I gave my all for you now my hearts in twwoooo.
(fuvking answer my messages thanks. you know who you are. don't ignore me. I'll cut your ears off in your sleep.)

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