I was gonna insert a picture of Harry styles but i found this one of me and I'm like
ew wtf lemme upload it.
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I KEEP GETTING SO MANY MESSAGeS FOR FEEDBACK
WHY ARE YOU GUYS ASKING ME FOR HELP IM SO BAD AT LIFE
like
LITERALLY SO BAD
I MEAN
I DO WHAT I CAN
ALSO
I KEEP GRTTING MORE MESSAGES IN SPANISH
LIKE BITCH CHILL
THERES ONLY SO MUCH I CAN LEARN FROM DORA
I swear if ya'll are just messing with me.
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fucking school is in 2 days
TWO DAYS
EWWWWW
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happy 16th to my best friend you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happpyyyy when skies are gray, you'll never know dear, how much I love you, ☺️☺️😚💓
please don't take my sunshine away.
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LETS DO THIS
LETS DO THIS
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO HYPE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING
ITS 3 O CLOCK WOOHOWHWOHO.
hello MTV and welcome to my crib,
today we're going to be talking about virgins
something that Taylor swift is DEFINITELY not.
(ohh shiitttt burrnnn fuck her right in the pussy)
"you're so immature. what are you, 5?"
"5 inches deep in your mom. bye."
that joke will never be overused!!!
ANYWAY
why is that, the girl is like,
OK OK,
candy's POV (yes I named her candy what's it to you bitch)
I'm scared to tell Janice I'm a virgin. I'm so ashamed.
"Janice..I'm actually a virgin"
"WHAT?"
Janice had a heart attack and died that day RIP Janice you actually won't be missed ya hoe.
LIKE
ES-SQUEEZE ME
BUT IS IT SO WRONG TO BE A VIRGIN IN THIS SOCIETY
LIKE HONEY BOO IM PURE
AND YOUR VAGINAS LOOSER THAN 2-CHAINZ' PANTS THANKS
it's not wrong to be VirgiN
KEEP YOUR FLOWER
LOSE TO NO BITCH
AND WHEN FUCKJNG JANICE
HAS FUCKED THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM
YOUR COMEBACK WILL ALWAYS BE
"well at least I'm not a slut."
"having fun with your STD janice?"
"on a scale of one to HOLY FUCK how loose are you?"
yeah mhm that's right
I'm done goodnight
GIBBY OUT
VANILLA
DO IT ONE TIME FOR ME
BOIIIIIIIII
ICE ICE BABY
OK NOT STOP
COLLBORATE AND DELETE YOUR WATTPAD ACCOUNT
I will bye
