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guess what time it is?
1 in the morning.
guess who's up?
YO HOME GIRL GRAPEKEISHA.
guess who's listening to all American rejects?!?
same gal as before.

woot woot woot woot.

let's do thiS BITCH.
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OK SO
YOU KNOW WHATS MAD AGGY
WHEN YOURE READING A SUPPOSED "BAD BOY" BOOK
AnD THE BAD BOY HAS THE MOST MAINSTREAM WHITE PERSON NAME

we're using jimmy in this case

AND HES LIKE
"I can't be seen with you because of my reputation."

NIGGA WHAT REPUTATION
WE ALL KNOW YOU SUCK DICK DURING THE WEEKENDS AND GO HOME AND WATCH MY LITTLE PONY

LIKE WHO THE FUCK YOU TRYNA FOOL?!?

"your reputation?"

"um yeah."

"jimmy you named your cat twilight sparkle."

"NO! " Jimmy protested.

( God bless your beautiful soul if you got that reference you DA REAL MVP. )

"ITS NAME TAG SAID TWILIGHT FUCKING SPARKLE."

"IT SAID APPLE JACK."

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"JIMMY WE ALL KNOW YOU LISTEN TO FUCKING IGGY."
"BURN HIM."

I-G-G-BYE

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