now the party don't start till I log in
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it's chapter 33
what's 3 divided by 3?
1
whats 1 and 1 and 1 side by side?
111
what's 3 + 3?
6
what's 6 x 111?
666
illuminati confirmed bye
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guess who hasn't uploaded in 2 days
me
guess who's not gonna get mad
you
guess who's pregnant
nail whorrain
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I'm literally so bored its blowing my mind.
anywhosies,
someone brought this to my attention,
and by someone I mean 5_seconds_of_netflix
so thank you.
and what she brought to my attention, is that in losts of fanfics,
they always play 20 questions.
now for a more accurate representation of what goes on;
I was was stepping out of Starbucks when I bumped into Lamp Pain.
"OHEMGEE FAM U KNOCKED MEH dowN."
"sorry lawl."
"it's cool u cute."
"oh ya u 2 ur different from every other gurl I've met includin Beyoncé."
I pointed to my weave, "yeah Ikr this is new Indian."
"I dunno u that well."
"same lets play 20 questions."
and how darn convienent,
is it that,
the game starts all innocent and sweet.
Lamp: "what's ur fav movie."
Meh: "Barbie and the 3 musketeers."
and then it tuRNS DARK AS SHIT.
Meh: "whats ur fav color?"
Lamp: "ur pussy."
like UM HONEY
NExT THING YOU KNOW LAMPS ASKING YOU IF YOURE A VIRGIN
LIKE FAM I MET YOU 3 SECONDS AGO NOT TRYNA END UP ON AN EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS THANKS.
I demand an explanation
I hope Lamp murders you and your pussy bye.
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IF THIS ROOM WAS BURNING
I WOULDNT EVEN NOTICE
CUS U BEEN TAKIN UP MY MIND
WIT YO
LITTLE WHITE LIES LITTLE WHITE LIES
YOU SAY ITS GETTIN LATE-
