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so im sitting there,

barbecue sauce on my titties.

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MY CLIFFACONDA DONT-

MY CLIFFACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT GUBS HON.

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"i put my hair up in a messy bun and light makeup"

biTCH

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY OTHER FUCKING STYLE JESUS.

i look so ugly with my hair in a bun it's not even funny.

I look like a fucking weasel.

like a really ugly weasel.

like, a messy bun too, bitch

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woah sorry gotta chill for a sec fammerz.

literally every white girl,

"i put my hair up in a messy bun and light makeup"

what THE FUCK IS LIGHT MAKEUP?

CAN YOU ELABORATE?

BCUS CLAAAAAARLY IM LOST.

like this bitch does not know any other form of "getting ready", not today satan.

not today.

boss,

michelle obama.

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sending ur selfies to nasa cus ur a star.

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