look you guys it's chapter 31,
the age I'll be at when I'm still a virgin.
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I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was "wasting saran wrap" and "ruining Easter, Victoria."
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THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY
I THINK ITS BECAUSE I LITERALLY PICTURE THIS IN MY HEAD AND END UP LAUGHING SO HARD AFTER
when the fucking main character introduces themself like its a fucking movie
and it's at the most random times too.
it goes like this;
Guadalupe was waking up and her mom told her to go get her breakfast in the kitchen so she got up and started walking to the fucking kitchen right
SIGH
hey guys my name is guadalupe and I'm your typical teenager. I love dick and Budweiser is the shit. don't you love dick too?
guadalupe picked up her bacon and walked back to her room.
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isn't that fucking weird as shit what the fuck.
IMAGINE IT
FUCKING IMAGINE
GUADALUPE
like I get this happens in movies but this is a book and you need to stop rn fam.
like nigga you can't just do that that's not a thing that you can do
thats illegal I will literally drown you in a pool of bacon fat if you don't fucking stop.
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xo
