47 FUCK CAKES

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my birthday is in 18 days.
I'm so old wtf make it stop

and a one two
buckle my shoe.

HELLO BITCHES
guess whuttie?
Christmas is in 3 months
you know WHAT THAT MEANS
CHRISTMAS CAROLS BITCH
"um Victoria Christmas is one fourth of the year away."
and I am one fourth of the steps i need to take to SMACK YOUR RATCHET ASS.
Shut the fuck up and don't drag me down.
NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWNN
NOBODY NOBODY

and now;
Christmas carols;

silent fight
holy fight
beat that ass
knock out her light
keep talking that nasty ass shit
bitch, guarantee you will get hit.

deck the halls with bows of pussy; fa-la-la-la-la

dashing through the skank
with a one horse open dick
oh her pussy stank
smelling like a fish stick
*cough cough cough*

and my personal favorite;

joy to the hoe
she fucked my man
that's why he got herpes
that's what she get,
for talking shit
that bitch ain't got shit on me
that's why she got an STD
she needs to clean,
her stank pussy.

honestly these are truly inspirational.
I teared up a bit.
_____

this story has gone on for so long;
and I think I might just end it soon, or maybe now.
idk.
it's chapter 47
im sure y'all don't give a fuck
but yeah
I love you xo
merry Christmas
*twerks*

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