the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

clday

they r in bus, drive to camo convention

"omg can't see anyone" jack says

"OMG THERS CLAY" Meg yerps

"stop" says pula

"NO" meh screems and runs at clay, slamming his abs into ground

THEY R AT IT NOW AND THE ONLY IS CLAT BC HE WEARS JEANS SUITS

Clay saw meeg and they PASSIONATELY MADE OUT

"AWHADEFUK???" Jack
awhadefuked.

Nick seees a conventiob stand about KILLING SKANES. he creys and cery creys

pual BODY SLAMS the nearest CAMO WEARER BECUASE HE IS AGERY!!

"pual U FOUND Jmes!!!!!!!!!!!" da cherses.

"omg I did@ pal looks to see james, so smol, on ground

"I am so sorry" panl says

"tis fine" jmesj says

"now we just otta find jackery so the bb17 holit trikity will b complete!!!!" mega screems

"omg ist jakceri on AMAZIMG RANCE??????????" jmenase asksn

"HS E IS!!!!!!!" iMac says LOUDLY

BUT CLAAY and Merg started makign out agiN???

JOKE COVERED THE MACS EYES!! "hes 2 innocent' he says

"doud i have a bf tho??? we do thsi sutf all the time lol"

"OH MY GOD EWWWW" they all yel

"guise preforme!" da points @ the stage.

suddenly shelli is therE! well she was there the whol time she just spoke then.

"yay i love the really ffs!" she lli said.

"thank u shel." nick bowed.

"what do wee do th wholetime?" jam aske.

"u guys can say 'and now,, here is the rraeal ffs' and shine lights on us and add effects!!" paul put on his guyliner.

they preformes a gr10 show! they could not preform clelli is not a power couple bc clelli was there. so they did the dying one, the one about the big shitty man, and the one where they uh go away. they also preformed a cover!! of a song by pheenix. the one where thoma mers signs about th year 1901. tis a greatsongg.

the audience probably cheered, but no one saw because of their camouflage they were invisible.

ok now where do we go, jemas asked jac.

"we r gonna go the amazzing race and hopefully jackie will be there!"

"WaiT" they heard a voice.

the voice was BOB FROM FRAZ FERDNERD.

"OMg!!!"" everyone gasp.

"i know where steev has jackie. i used to wokr @ dominos but i quit!!!!"

"bob HARDy,,, lol" meg laughs

"lol" james and pau l lauf.

"stope" davone is ahsamed.

"steve and jackie are in,,,, CANADA"

"lmao" jack say.

"why lamo?" bobe was confused?

"bc canada is so big were never gonna fin them we should give up."

"thats not tru!! we cant give up!!" nick started to cry again, but it wast bc of the snake they took the dead snake exivbit down.

"yeah! jackie is aweosme! we lov her! we cant let steve just KILL her!!" jmacaroni SHOUT LOUDLY.

"ok yeah!" meg yeahs/

lets goo!

they say bye to clday and shell and bobe and they wrre off once again to candada,, aka STEVES SECRET LAIR.

but then one night, john couldnt sleep. he heard someone. he went outside the bus onto the roof,,,,,,,,

narrator - omg cliff hanger! tune in next time to see who it is!! ohHo peace!!