the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

vermday

"hey how long even have weve been touring" mr krabs one asks.

"i think for like 30 days now." jackanswers.

"thtas SO LONG!!!" realizes memeg.

"were are wë now" jams looked outisde.

"pennisliva" jap looks at map.

if john was here, he would have said OMG IM FROMH HERE!!! but he was In The Store, buying something for stev and they were waitING for him. pau a d hackie were also in there, helping him bc they were the also in love.

"get him a razor, for that weird beard" suggested PAul.

"noo...i like the beard. and if john does too, thats all that matters! whats his fave animale??" jackie askiy

"uhh the squirrel"

"here" she throws a squirrel plushie into tThe bag. then she went on her instagram, sent a nice message to a fan, and found a relationship text post. "and print this out and put it ong the bag"

"like the blur song" paul heard her say ong so he thought of the blur song. ong ong.

they prepared the preset and brought it back on the bus to steez.

he knocked on the door. "hey babe i have a present,," he opened.

"here,," he was blushign hardcore right now.

"omg i love it and ilyou!!!" they started making out, and he took off his pants, but then he turned on the tv, and thats about the time he walked away from him, nobody likes you when your 27! he still acts like hes in freshmen year, what the hell is wrong with him, they told him he should act his age, whats his age again? whats his age again?

no but what actually happened is that they thought about doign the... dun dun DuN FriCkLe FRacklE.....

"no, not here.. wait until were in vermont and we have a nice cabin"

"ok. that was nice tho."

"cool cool" steve said that but thats JACKS LINE!!!!

it's not my job to be writing the fricklé fracklé so I will go to Alexander the lemon man

"omg is shin leberf!!" Alexander Paul Kapranos Huntley says so excifednly.

"yeah and Dwayne the rock johnson!!!!!!!!" dominos yeahs.

"ok since u r big, strong, with lotsa motivation..... I want u to murder all the real ffses and friends." Clelli says together omg

"JYST DO I T " chia screams at them

"good" jefery says.

"ur the rock to my dwayne" a small bee whispers from the floor

"omg" dwayne omgs.

"so; dimeno, which r we murderin FIRST????@" alexande asks domino.

donino spins a wheel, and it lanfs on Paul.

"wer murdeing PUAL!!!!!!" TheyAll Cheer.

"deayne, use ur Rock Smell Strenght™ to find the m!!!" shell says it

"mmmMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" Dwayne mmms, "PENSSLNAYHA!!!!"

"let's go then" cena says.

omg its cena.

JOHN CENA.

"I'm here2" he sais.

"coolio pardener@@" Clay says in sounthern voice since he is fdom TEXARS.