the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

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HE. Was OBAMA and he got the FFS new song to be FAMUS.

The FFS were BEETING Always Ass Ending in the charts! Their songs were going all the way to One but Ass was at like 46. So Alex was MAD.

He arrived at the FFS HOUSE (they had money to buy a house) one night and he said "OBAMA DID THIS TO YOU."

"Um no??" It was Jack who opened the door

"Yeah he got you famous but I used my own social media to do it. Look!" H showed his tweeter. yeoldekapboy.

"Ok but it's OBAMA. We love him. And we didn't ASK FOR THIS."

"Ok but still he's HE!"

"YOU PROBABLY GOT TRUMP TO MAKE YOU FAMIS."

LITERALLY THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODED WHEN JACK SAID THAT. ALEX DIED BUT THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS SO MAD.

"If trump did that... how do you explain... THIS" Alex played his old song Dem Of Gogue.

"........ Fine. Show that to Mr Obama!"

Obama nodded his head to the beat...ahh yess...a Trumpé disse tracke..

TRFFans were still outside and jack was scared. it was too many peepool. he got obam a to yell at all of them to go home. but in a nice, presidentdenatal way.

"Go......Home" He stated. Everyone was taken aBack by his power and left.

So now FFS was just chillen in their new Fancy Lounge. They we ex-haust-ted. They just had an addventure in Loodoon, and now they were chillen in their ow home. Not an autobuss, but a home. it was weird. there was never an actual Homme in the FFS.

The Homme was locayted in sanFran, near domino reocrds but a SAFE DISSTANCE AWAY...bc it was where it all started!!! cuoot. Anyways,,yuh they were just chillen and then suddenly...their TWITTERS EXPLODED.

"What Shall Be The Reasoning Behind This?" Nick stated like Jaden Smih.

Jack glanced. omg...KEVIN ABSTRACTICAL Of BROKEHAMPTON TWEETED ABOUT THEM!!!!

Kevin: omgg..really want to meet up with real ffs..they seem tight tight dennis might.

Who was dennis?? who CARED!!! ITS KEEVIN!!!

everyone fanguyed. jack slid into the deeems and had a good ass convo with kev. then he put them into a HUGE GC WITH ALL OF BROKHAMPTON. ALL. ALL OF THEM.

SQUAAAA

paul: you guys r like a tiny armee.

keevin: omg ty!

john: we need to hang. let's make planz. you guys are like my dadz.

JOBA: BOOGIE woogie woogie!

jack: IDEAUH!

everyone: ...yessss...ssssss

jack: we should go on...FAM ILY FUED!!!

EVERYONE: YESA

Author note we're entering this thing in the wattys so I need to write some more chapters get READY!! -pizza and KISSY