"WER GOING TO LOLA!!!!!!!!!" jaxkie SCREANS.
"I know Bob ok ok" pual autocorrects w his mouth
"WHY DO U WALWAYS AUTOCORRCT TO ME?????????" boberT ASKS.
"ITS NOT ME ITS MY MOUNTH!!!!!!!!! I mENT 2 say: bb"
"wwww omg@" jackiely aws
"ya bby ik@"
they DRIVE to lolapaloz in the dank feel and tour bus, the only method of transportating. Steven and jonke r MACKING OUT. Macklemore is rapping the gay song. phan is also making out. davone is driving the. bus.
"y is everyone so kissy (that's an admin!!) around her e??" she asks krab and krab.
"idk" both of them both.
suddenly, they hear it. smol, tiny,,,,,,,
ITS NICK.
"omg@@@ everyone omgs
"he's so sMAL" dangon LAFFS.
"I've always been lik 5'2 ok stop." he is sad and smole.
"samba" raineye says it...
Nick runs to back of bus bc he sad and becomes the BURRITO. SAD BURRITO HEES C R Y I N G.
"what to heck just happened" jack says like billy ray cyrus.
"idk?????????" Meg ?s.
in the Lemon Lair, Alexander and Domino r watching them thru security cameras they accidentally put in macklemore's big coat.
"how wil they play looloopalooz if nicke is SAD????" domy sais EVILLY.
"they won't haha" alexanded hahas.
"haha" shai, cena, xlay, selli, jef, twins, austrash, and van and spars haha.
then the reeel ffs arives at lola.paloo.
"how do we olay when nic is CRY???" Kravs ask.
"idk we gotta figure it out!!" jmac plays the bum bum bum guitar.
"I know how to unsad him..." jamse lafs.
"no!!! do not disturb the mccarthy burrito!! he only does this One a month!!!!!!!!!!" bobey screems.
theyvleave him be.
"now we hav 2 play lola......" krabs1 decide.
"NO IM SAD!!!!!!!!!" Nick screems from the burrito.
"come ON we gotta" pal sighs
"CRYING!!!!!!!!" Nick is crying
"everyone huddle" hack says.
the squad, except Nick, huddle.
"wgat r we gotna do??" dmoòn asks.
"can we do it??" phan asks gogryher.
"I can rap" Macklemore volunteers.
"hold on, @ everyone..." bobe realizes.
"what?? tell!!" a small bee says excited
"we hav 2 give him vocals!!" bobe
"what's???? his voice is suck !!!!" Jack is MEAN
"no u have to jack" Paul says
"ok then he can do it BY HIMSLEF."
"he's prob gonna like die of he does by self." janse piints out.
"fine ok someone retrieve him from burrito" jmac
"not it@ stevene saus
"FINE I WILL" mackelsighs.
DU LIEST GERADE
the real ffs (#Wattys2018)
Fanfictionin which Jacksfilms, Johnny Mac, Nick McCarthy, Paul Thomson, and two versions of Mr Krabs start a band to fight the forces of evil, make friends, and have fun. well, until Domino Records comes along. //it's supposed to be written badly//