the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

day of muppets

t was 9 in the afternoon. and they were ready. to. Muppet.

gothpal's plan e was towards Paul's paulane and it was... something. luckyilyly, pael knew how to #fly an paulane and he FLEW IT GOOD OMG. BUT GOTHPAUL HIT THEIR PLANE WITH HIS GOTHPAULANE SO THEY DIDNT SEE IT OMG.

"WE WERE HITTE!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO EMERGENCY LANDE!!!!!"

they lan ded on a strange house but Jake reconnizge it.

"OMH ITS JURY HOUSE!!!!!!!"

"we made it dude...." gothpaul said to paulie~~~!! they aare th enew falryb ship. even though regular paul is yobby. its just. flarby now

meanwhile..sausage were...sausaging.

"Nick. Omg." muppet man and woman said at once

"we need to get hime BECK!!!!"

"beck??"

"no. BACK."

"ohhhhhhh"

"how??"

"we gotta snotta them!!!"

"what is a snot?"

"its when you take a the wave and you ride it in! but many fail at riding the wave in so they DIEEEEEE"

"sounds FIRE lets do itty!!"

meanwhile a jury...

 ffs were guests!!! it ws everoyne who is nice in bb18, natalie, brithette, and viktor just chilling. they invited them to a cookout and to color some pics. they were playing beachy music like magic city hippies, very beachy band2!

some fans showed up becuase briegte invited them for a toOURE! SO ffs played a whole cover show! they covered many artists including un-tame zebra, spain. the woman, and the opposite of magic city hippies im too lazy to use my brain to think of that. 

they also had a little pool party and there were some wavVVVVvvVes in the bool. oh yeah they covered some wavves too.

jack was TOO EXCITED ABOUT THE wavves. he tried to climb on one while drinking a pineapple smoothie out of a cup shaped like a pineapple. "ure never gonna stop me... KINGOFTHEBEACH!" he sung't as rode the wavvve. he FELL. 

he

aint

come

back out for

a 

lonnng

time.

"omg." ffs FFSREAKED AND CALLED THE POLICE BUT THE POLICE WERE OFF TODAY IDK WHY!!!!!!! TIT WAS NATIONAL POLICE OFF DAY!!!!

suddendy, the waves got really large and john still wanted to ride one and dragged nick and paul on one of them. stupid desicion. they all got snottad! the muppet plan WORKED!!!KJEUIROE3PWDCFVGTFR

krabs can swim, so they didn't snotta. it was up to them to find out what happens to them. the toadies were still triny gto fend off dommies!!! lets see how thas goign..

the raodies were lost in the DESSERT. THEY LOST TRACK OF BELP AND DOMINOE AND MUPPET. they appointed stex to be their leeder, but he was starin to giv up. meg was co-leader. "NOOO STEEZEN YOUR BF IS OUT THERE. MY BF IS OUT THERE. WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEYRE OK. WE'RE. ALL. IN THIS TOGETHER! so keep movin dont stop..keep movin just go"

sudenely day got a call on her krab-mobile that krabs gave her. "day..its the rest of ffs..they got EATIN BY A WAVVE!!"

"they got eaten by a nathan williams, stephen pope, or a brian hill??//////???"

"NO NOTHT E BAND. A WAVE!"

"OH CRAPOLINNI!!!!"

the roadies started crying in a desert. 

**

jack was the 1th to a wake. he was in a rom. the snotta took him underground!!!! 

he looked left. he looked right. he crossed a road and held a hand. jack douglaz is in a band. this is not not not the end. i just felt like rappin sorry. there was a sign that said "mean jail."

"what is mean jail what to heck did i doo??" 

suddenly, the mueptz a peared. "jank dogless, you are MEAN to dominoes. they specifialy creatd ur band so that u could do what THEY wanted u to doo. and you tour in wierd places, you make friends with wierd peep pole, you write bad songos, and youre MEAN TO ALL OF THE DOMINO WORKER LIEK ALOX KAPRANKNANK!!!!!" 

jank stood up. he aint afriad of no muppe. "i can do what i want,,domenoes are controlling buttfaces and their rules are stupid. i just want to bee like my indie eyedols!"

he beigns to list all of his eyedolls.

"brit daniel, ricky wilson, howlin' pelle, tom and serge, josh homme, it WAS jack white but hes meana, avey tare, the emo guy from AFI,,,,,,,,,"

"SHUT!" the guy muppet sia d in the announcer from super smash bros voice. he sMACK JACK. "rules exist 4 a reeson."

"well just like my EYEDOLS TOM AND SERGE SAY, REESON IS TREESON!" he SMACKED BACK. 

last night took an L but today i smack back. 

wake up every morning by the night my names jack.

knew that 'pet was real when i smacked it bounced back.

you ain't singin' songs!

themuppet fell on daflorr and the gir muppet was to scared! jack esscaped and got the others out, whoo were a little shaken up. nick was stil in faint mode

"tis ok we'll carry him..now let's get out of here and finish some shows!"

*****

HEY HEY HEY ITS P AND K

we were recently reminded of this story and how good 2015 was...so we're brining this tale back!!!! ffs will never end!!!!!!

see ya l8ter B)