they arrived at gr8 wolf lodge. they ran up to th desk and srceem at manager.
"HheY werre the reel ffs and were here 2 preform in water!!" paul greeted.
"WOT M8 WHO R U GET OUT OF HEA" said the austrialian manager
"ATTACK" day push krabz. they attack manager. hes ded i think.
they run up to the stage of the water park and jack greets the AUdience. "HEY ALL YALL PARY PEE POLE IM JACK FILM AND WERE THE REAL FFS!!!!?!"
they audience swamm and chered.
they opened up with the japanesse one. suddenly, joohn sAw!!!! MEG!!!!
"OMG ITS MEHG!!" JONHM OH MY GODS!!!
"HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!" meg runs up on stage and hug. john.
after tehy preformed clelli and presents recievd, they took mig bac stage.
"ok, so stefan has gone craZEE and wanst to KILL JACKIE,,," day explains.
"WTH??... ok so... how r we gonna stop em??"
"were gonna tour the us, find james, and then try to find steve and save jacky!!" nick jumps.
"u can b a roadYYie!!" krabs one krabbed.
"YAAYYY!!" meg was exited.
they all left, but they also went on some slides, turns out all the water in the waterpark was Nick's tears
"I FELL ON MY BOOTY" meg cris.
Da yone goes, on slide , with Paul but he , makes out with driimstick,
"tf" da von say
I haven't listened to all ffs songs yet
"uh" Paul tries to make word
"thas righto" day vonne says
krabs r on top of it the slides.
"OMG S THAT ALEX KAPRansosnnS" they screem
it's him, he doesn't have abs unsurprisingly
A
Less
Extravagant
Xylophone
Kreepy
And
Pretty
Really
A
Noisy
Overrated
Spider
NICE ACRONYM
anyway, he gathers the entire squad up
"why are my nerds touring with these dank pickles"? he says, question marks outside quotation marks bc he's from the UK
"they're our nerds now." jack says in deep voice
"give me a punching bag" Ale says
Domino Records shoves Nick over to him, Alex then starts punching Nick in the face repeatedly
"THIS IS JUST MY WAR M UP" Alex screems
"OMGgh ur all so HOT" meeg says
"even crustpranos??" Paul screems
"yes"
Nick is still being punched in face, but jongy macko comes over to Alex and then takes him down all Johnny Mac cena style
"JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA" he says, body slaming Alex's weak and tiny body into ground
Alex's phone go off
ITS STEEZ NUTS
"u work with stele??" jongo GASPS
they all GASP
"yes AND domino records so we r invincible" lexo laughs. what he got nexto????
mega SCREEMS SO LOUDLY
domino records remixes it
"I FELL ON MY BOOTY" Alex says and cries, he did fall on his booty
kaprassclown is still shirtless, and it's really uncomfortable
"Kapranos please put a shirt on" domino recordos orders.
"FINE.@ but krabs one steals it
the real ffs runs out of it, into bus
"omg we have his shirt" jacksfilms cheers
"what does ffs even stand for???" jmac askes
"Fieri's Fire Sauce" Jack say
"Fieri Fricking Shrek"
"Frickin Fart Sounds"
"Fart Fart Shart"
"titally mature." day vonne rols her eyes balls
"hot" mego laughs
"OMG DA VONNE U SAID TITY!" Paul laughos
""sersly............." Davone says
Nick is crying again
they all swim in his tears
they all start cruning too??
jon croeys bc his bf is evil.
meg cries bc olex is hawt.
paul crites bc drumstickley is hawt.
ja k cris bc everyone else is crying
krabs2 cri bc theres no moer $$$
da creies bc she is annoyed bc everyones crying
"wheres the next corset??" jomac assks
"idk" jackasks
"lets go to SOUTH CAROLENA SO WE CAN FIND JAMESEY!!!" MEG YERPS
whtf what is yerp. alex probably made that word up. "never use it a gain meg." "0k"
"oh wait there is a camoflauge festival in texaass and i kno that janeie will go!" daeboe ideas.
"ome taxeas sandy is from there" krabs.
"no wait ClYAY is AlOsO THERE" maccy john says in hORROR
"NOOOOOO" EVERYONE IS MAD @ Clay
"ok but no we hav to bE BRAVE BE BRACE BE BRAVE BR BEACVVDEEE" JOANSKIFOLMS SINS MODEST MOUSE
"ok team. ive only known u for like 2 hours, but i trust you guys with my LIFE,, i believe in us!! everyone put ir hand s in!" meg doesnt yerp
evetyone put hans in.
"one,,,two,,,,threee,,,,THE REAL FFS!"
dominoes pizza has no match 4 the friendship of the reel ssf that will last 6eveR!!!!!
DU LIEST GERADE
the real ffs (#Wattys2018)
Fanfictionin which Jacksfilms, Johnny Mac, Nick McCarthy, Paul Thomson, and two versions of Mr Krabs start a band to fight the forces of evil, make friends, and have fun. well, until Domino Records comes along. //it's supposed to be written badly//
