the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

prison bre(day)k!

jack ran. he ran ass fasst ass his wittle man legs can. he didn't know how to get out of the velvet underground tunnel the mueptos have created.

"THINK OF IDEAS!!!!" he yodeled at the fssf.

nick hhit the folks. paul tried to dig using his arms. john just jumped.

"you pleepol are WORHTLESS?" jask sighed n kept on running ,, suddenly he found, omg, an ESCALATOR!

"ESCALERA OOOOO"

NO ONE GOT JACKS VINE REFERENCE AND HE GOT UPSET. they took the escalator up in silence.

they ended up in a deser. and he SAW HIS GF HAHDISHHAHHAHAHA.

the hugoed. they.

BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT NICK WAS ACTUALLY A FAKE NICK THAT WAS MADE OF MUPPETFABRIC.

"?.?.?.?" jack bjacked away from the muppet puppet nick and ran down the escalator. he saw that the muppets have kidnapped nick. ohh what a surprise.

when he got back to da room he saw nick, hugging pleeople??? da muppets were tied up and it was 3 very attractive men.

"whom are you?" ascks jacks.

the thre line up

"we.." said the british one

"are.." said the taller british one

"the JAWLINE FAM!" said an american one.

"my pals, before i knew you guys." nikc explaind.

"you mean,,,we SEPPARTED you from ur pals???" johnnysaidsadly.

"no! i mean.,"

"if you want to see them for a while thats totes fine." jack sadly stated.

everyone was very sadness! :(

"you know what these weird caucasian americans r RIGHT!" the tiny british man with a stonger jawline stated.

"jonny, ur caucaisna 2oo...." the american.

"DON'T CALL ME WIERD!" joHn LOunged AT JONNY AND THY STARTED A LIL SCUFFLE.

while jonnay was being dragged away by the other jawlines, he waved his fist like angry old men do at millenials. "we'll settle this in court!"

Nick was sad. His best friends AND his other best friends? Fighting over him? Not in his house... Dang.

jack called pete using the peete call. "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

he came'

"pete we need you to be a lawyer again. against the JAW MEN!"

"yes...when you were trapped in the jail i went back to school and got a degreey in BIRD LAW so im ready!"

"you went to bird school...? for birds..?"

"yah"

"lit."

the real ffs and pete had a little meme-ing anf they prepared what they wre gonna say 2oo the jaw.

"so" pete started.

"yah" jack continued

"i guess we can say that we are closer to nick and that they ABADONDED HIME!!!!!!!!" john scrm.

"sounds gucci!" pete thumbed up.

the rest of the memeing went like: john coming up with all of the ideas like a group project in like 6th grade. when they gathered all the evidence they walked out of their meeting area LIEK A BOSS XD!!!!!!!! they took the new and imrpoved dankfeelmobile/paulane (A PLANE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CAR!) to london to meet the british and the american at 42069 ayylmao lane. ahh memories.

the jawline fam were waiting in their locker room on one side of the court. the ffvs were in the other.

jack stood in the bathroom looking at the mirror lookin at his tie tying his tie. he SIGHNED. then meg walked in.

"MEG!! YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN THE MENS RESTROOM!!!" jack whisper yelled. 

"shup im just gonna give you a good lucc kiscss." she kiss. "you look v cute  b t dubs!"

"thank memeg ily bab."

he sighned into the world and walked out. the rest of ffs followed him. judge judy said thy could have a walk out song so they told judge judy they wanted to walk out to ALT J song cause theyre fire. she chose a rendom song and they walked out. it was epic.

nick stood in the middle as the jawline fam walkedout too. they walked out to a boring as song. HUMMUS. by kendrick lemur? 

ujdge. "OK LADS SO WHOS READY TO FIGHT OVER DE NIC? REAL FFS, SHARE YOUR EVIDENCE IN THE FORM OF A RAP."

jack stood up and began.

"so jawline fam thought it was okay

to just leave nick and go away

one like equals one lil gay

WE WERE THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY STAYED!

we toured the world and had fun days

i know nick feels this way

we're closer than you'll ever be

i dee kay why you cant see

that the band, ffs,  is COMPLETE with nick

the jawline fam..who are you? makes me sick."

people CHEERED. the fam CHOKED BACK TEARS.

"w--wee just wanted to bond with nick." jonny cired.

"FINE! Jack, that was a fier rap. the jawline fam is allowed to hang with nick for THREEDAYS!" judge jood.

"thats fine with mee!' siad nic. :see you guyz in three days. party it up in london!"

"bye NICE!" ffs waved goog bye.

when they walked out of the coutrom, jack got a TIWT DM. 

ot was FART J!!!!'

alt: "hey jank we heard you use our fire tune on the court show, so we want to invite real ffs to a LIT PARTY!"

jack: "SI CHICOO!!!!!!!! thats yeah boy in spanish"

alt: "cool i didn't k that. the party is tonite at 9. 03!"

jack: "ok see you at 9:03 bye."

the real ffs prepared for A FUN NIGHT!!!!!!!