the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

reuNIGHT (jk its day)

"Man U got a GET 2EGTHER  W STVEBE!!!!!" jamses YELLS. he rly wanted to go to lolpaloz.

"ok.. " jonng says

i am sad. steves sad bc jmac left it!!

julia left as well. she went to dinner with liz and the trash bag.

"steve u gatta stop crying!" jack chanted.

"bro my boyfriend literally just CHEATED IN ME im aloud to be emo about it"

"yeah be emo" paul the pal said.

"No dont be!! it wasnt his fault, so just FoRgiVe like the LORD tells u u should!"" davone throws a bible at them

"IM ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE YELLSZ. NOT REALLY. IDK ACTUALLY.

"stve, u love him. he <3s u. u guysa were the first couple on the real ffs. ur like calvin and hes hobbes." krabs2 says

"wtf"

"its just. what i though of. jyst. forgive."

"ok"

"wow nice relationship advice fellow kraf" says krab1

they get them alone in the tour bus and then they just chill inside. suddenly, they hear someone. OH NO. THEY FORGOTA ABOUT ALEX!!!!

"MAMA MIA

THATS A

SPICY MEATBALL"

he screams.

"O.M.G." they all say. except they didnt say omg they said octagons made gorillaz.

"HEY" dmaons is angeey at that comment.

"comments woahmg tbt" said jack.

"KICK HIM IN THE MEATBALLS DA" krabs scream.

thats what davon did.

KICK!

"OWCH" alex says in scottish.

"bing bang boom" da winks.

"mama mia" Alex hwispers.

"OK NOW THAT THATS DONE LOOK AT THEM IN THERE" jamse says lookin in window in bus @ stohn.

"hahahahaah gay" Alex laughed, he's mean!

"dude ur the one who wrote an entire song about how attractive a guy is" meg laffs.

"ok.@"

"how do I get this off" Paul touches the hello kitty bmdnaid eyeliner.

"how r u alive???????" Alex ?

"blart" pal answes. blart is on segway in mall now.

"bobert?? how?? and Nick???"

"salsa and dogs, mann"

"hhhmmmmn ok..............................." Alex is msgeryous.

he then walks away from it them, and goes to domino and others.

"so howd it go bae?" dommy aska.

"i think we need to recruit HTE SPARKS!!! the really ffs is getting to powerful"

"WHAT NO NOT SPARKS!!!" ANYTHING BUT SPARKS!!!

"fine." dom aggre. "lets talk to clelli, twins, and johncen and shi abt it.

they all said we should.

"ok. SPARKS!!!!" ALEX SCREAMNES.

"yesh." they showed up.

"lets WO RK TOGETHER!"

"okcool"

"YES we are unstoppable now" sgelli said, wiggilmg her fimgers evily.

OK LETS GO BACK TO THE HAPPY STUFF

TUOR BUS STUFF MMMMMNYEAH

steez slowly walks into bus. he is scared and upsest.

he looks around and sees joh in a Audrey-Style Blanket. and tissues and ice cream tubes everywhere "hey" he muttes.

"whats up hello"

"so...."

"iM SORY!!!"

"WHY ARE YOU APOLOGISING BBY I KISSED JULS. IM SO SORRY"

"ok"

"wanna like make out or something!"

"lets do EHADBANSJ THE DO SHSUNSJDAK AGAIN"

"OOO YEAH MMMMM"

so theyre doign it.

"hey im gonna see if they made up" nick says from the in the side.

"gooda" da applauds him

"ill go with u!!" snake gf snakes.

they walk into the bus and they YELL REALLY LOUDLY OMG THEYRE DOING IT WOWIE WOW WOW

WHAT ARE U DOING IN ME SWAMP"" JOHN KINDA SAYS QUIETLY.

nick faints. for he is too innocent.

everyone is watchingGg. "i think they made up" meg whisperes to jackie.

THEY WOULD GET UP TO CLOSE THE DOOR BUT THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEXY.

"i got it" says nick and he closes the door but hes still traumatized.

ste and j kinda hid for an hour because of the awkwardness.

they all sing a song for jack. it goes "you are my dad, ur my DaD!! boogie woogie woogie"

meanwhile steen and johna are having a very nice and sweet convo.

"thanks for being so sweet n cool." says john.

"bby, like ily u, a lot" steen mumbeld into the peen state sweatshirt.

so sweet itll give you the cavs. call a DENTIST!!! LMAO!!!!

they walk inside, the awkwardness has run out.

"so since they reuNIGHted, can we go to lalapalooze now??" james was impatienlty.

"Y e s!!!" SHOUTD JACK.

"YAS" yases jam.

"GUESS WHAT WHOES GONNA BE THERE" da vone reads the list

"drake

arcade firen

damon ale, the mex fam, and bleur

melby martinez

fall guy

red hot chlie pepes

and *GASP!!* DOMMINONS"

everyone is excited, but not excited for dommys.

"welp, there gonna suck, and were gonna be wayyyyayYyY better" krabs1 spills that tea.

"TEAH" they didnt mean yeah they meant teah because of that tea.

"my emo soul body is ready" says paul

"#same" rplies nick

they get on the dank and feel mobile, and prepare for a Pitch Perfect-like battle.