the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

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THEY driVE bto CANADIA.

"ok where is stvee" krabses says

L"I DONOT KNOW" JACK SCREEMS

"find" Nick creys and crey creys, crying about bees and snakes again

Paul applies MORE eyeliner

"FIND!!!!!" Meg yerps

"don't yerp" James sxreems quiet

"I kno!!! " davone sais

"what is that jmac

"concerts until find!!"

"smarm." Nick creys

O no, ALEXNNN!!!!!!!!! they all screem

let's screem together

let's screem forever

I'm starting to screeeeeeeem

"wait ik where steve would be" johnathan from the property brothers says.

"lol where" james say

"his HOUSE"

"omg" jack. "im so stupid why didnt i think of that"

"but we have to Olay CONSTET" meg says

"lets play @ drakes studio at the 6" krabs 2 ideas.

"but alex is stIlL here!@

da von grabs the krabs. she shaperns their claws and throws them at lexo. they KNOCK THE CRUST OFF HOS FACE AND HE FALLS OFF THE HIGHWAY!!

"yes" davine looks down at the fallen. then the fallen by flends furdur starts playing. they get to drakes studio at the 6 (with their woes) and start songing.

"some say ur a troubled boy" jack songs. he looks smexy tonite, thats what meg thought.

"just becos u like 2 destroy" jmackles sings he next line. omg, like, its so good.

they sing the rest of the songs on their album and its great. meg runs the snacks stands and her and da and jame get a selfie w drake!

"lol its drake" meg sad.

"hey fam" drake hi 5ed james.

"omg same" jam creid bc he was so excited to see him.

after they performed the albu which i still never listened to, they preformed a covrer of whop nee nae. it was gr11. everyone cheered and aftr the show and everyoen wanted pictuers with nick. then!! in the audience nick saw,,

his SNAKE GF.

nick CREYED SO HARD. he ran up to her and tehy hugged. ther took a pic and traded phone #s. he was so appy. :,)

after a grat show at drakes place, they were off to steves house.

they arrived.

stves house looked like dexters labratory. except it looked like a normal house.

meg went to open a door, but she got neervoeus,,, "wHat if he kipsnapped me too???"

"ill DO IT" little johnny said in a shia leboaujdnskfkouf voice.

he knocked thrice times.

steve opened the door. "o m g"

they made out for like 10 minutes.

but the davonne came and hit him in THE HEAD. "we ahve to fight him loser"

"k"

johny went back into the tour bus and they gathered their weapons.

jack got his piano.

john got his dentist stuff.

nick got his guitar strings (like whips.)

paul got dromstickley.

meg and james got microphone stands and walkie talkies.

da got the krabses, which got their claws.

they were READY TO FIGHT.

meanwhile in steves room...

jackie sat. listening to demi lovats new song.

"so good." she said.

but she was sad. y did steeev take her from the outside world. girls just wanna have fun.

she started singing that when she heard a noise form the out. it was the BAND W THE KRABS??!!! did thye com to save her?????$$

she similed when she saw meg and james, her bffves (the real plural of bff)

she tried to walk out, but steve set an alram! it went of.

"awww noodles!" she screm in the voice of zeebo from icarly.