they all zoom zoom to dominos on their bus. Stevé is CRYONG.
"shh h he is here!!!" krabdos says.
"ok Steve cryes."
they All Go Into dominos while Macklemore is rapping on his moped. but where Is rayan lews????? I do not know. CENA stands in fromt of krabs one and jmac.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!" Stevenß CRIYES
"JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA!!" he Elbow Drops Johny Ma
"ow" jmac ows.
"bby r u ok??" Steven says to him.
"yes b now WATCH THIS!!" he gets up and Johy Manc CENAS THE REAL JOHN CENA
"omg" davon ongs.
"can't BELIEVE u just did that" Alexander is engerey.
"WELL I DID!!" Johy man say s.
"ok well our MUSCUAL MUSLCE GUYS r gonna DO IT"
alemxander gives Rock The Dwayne Johnson, Shia, and cena lemons.
"get my nerds" lexna says.
"BOOM" rock throws it at pual. he's ded af.
"BOOM" shia throws it at nick. he's ded.
"BOOM" crna throws it at bobert. he's ded.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!" eveyone SCRSMAS.
"the only way to get them back is to. idk just try ur best. I'm gonna laugh @ u bc u stole my nerds and made them have genuinely fun times. u c, to be BACLUPS in a band, u can't have fun only I can do it. so I KILLED THEM. HAHAH@ lemon man LAUHES.
"I know who can do it." jack says, cryoning
"coo lcool" jackiey says while she is crying @ Paul's DED BODY.
also if u want a list of who it is there:
the real ffs chars
THE REAL FFS
Jack
Jmac
Nick
Paul
Krabs 1
Krabs 2
ROADIES
Davonne
Meg
James
Jackie
FRIENDS
Bob
Dank (Dan)
Feel (Phil)
Snakes/gf
Bees
Macklemore
NEUTRAL
Steve
NOT FRIENDS
Alexander the Lemon Man
Domino Records
Jeff
Cena
Shia
Dwayne The Rock
Clay
Shelli
OTHER (possibly gonna show up?)
Liz
Julia
Vanessa
Drake(?)
Gr9 Wolf Lodge Manager
Julie Chen
SPECIAL EDITION
(sparks??? possibly?????)
more to cuome
thats the list!! thank u thank u
now back to whats happeniINg
"omg bby. ur ded." jacklei CRYED .
"cool" paul whispered, but he was ded still.
"omg who do we even have to find???????????" Meg asks while asking jakc.
"the answer is,!.!.!.., RANI RODRIGUEZ" DECLARES JACK
"isnt she like 12" john mak says, while hugging the bf bc HES not DEAD
"NO@ ILl get her rn" jack picke up his sell phone and called rani.
"JACK WHATS GOOD" ranie says on the phone.
"MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD"
"EVERYBODY DANCING BAILAR MOVE YOUR FEET IN SALSA"
"RAINI MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD"
"FEEL THE RHYTHM"
"RAINI"
"CHIHUAHA 3 THE MOVIE"
"MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD, RAINI"
jackscreams. he screams into the phone.
"fine jackask wtf do u want" ramen says on the phone.
"can u bring my friends back"
"yes come to the chihuahua 3 set in Mexico"
"cool cool"
jak hangs up
"KIDDOS WE'RE DRIVING TO MEXICO"
"OMG" all the alive freidsn SCRAEM
they all got into the bus and jack drove very fast and soon they were approaching the Western Us.
Jalcky and Snakgf missed the bfs. so they we so so soacd.
"aaaaaaa" jakcly was lowkey screming into the abyss the while time, same.
sudldlenLy ljak STOPPED BERY ABRUBTLY.
"Woah Just Take It Easy Man" john said like Drake Bell.
"THERES A MAN"
"WAIT WOAH HES GOOD LOOKIn" sasy mef
"SLOW DOWN, BUCKO," jakc put hand on meg. "ur mine"
"ik but hes hot" jack looked outside. HE COULDNT BELIEVE
IT WAS THE CUTE GUY FROM BLEUR. BLUR, WHATS HIS NAME.
"ITS THE CUTE GUY FROM BLEUR. BLUR, WHATS HIS NAME." ask stevvevn
"damnon abbsarn." meg puts finger to chin.
"damn son owl bern" suggests krab 1
"dumb on abs yarn" suggests da
"damon ale" suggests kebob 2
"close enough jack shrgs"
phil screamed out to hom. "DAmon ale, what are you doing here in the middle of The Western US?"
"i wanted to see the real ffs" dmaon said.
"MEG FANGIRLS!!!!1!1!1!" CAN I TAKE A PIC W U THATS WHAT MEG SAYID.
"yeha totally" damomon smile and hug the meh and they take a totally cute pic
"do u know how to get to here wuickly?" jack pointed to the Mexico Map to danom.
"yeah, just go to texas and then mexioc will literally be right there,"
"coo coo" said the owlbarn
so they drive to mesxio, but they forget about CLAY AND SHEELIS SECRET HIDEOUT.
DAMON knows what to do, he sings the country house bc clay heard the word "country" and he was like "omg" so he followed damn and dankmon led them to the Abyss(tm) and he left them there.
"THANK YOU BASED DAMON" meg screamed at him.
"tbank u fellow british" said danp andphol.
"good luck on the journey, im off to see my bf Beck"
"WOW" everyone said :0
Beckmon.
thats the ship.
jackie and john wrote a fic and it was the greatest ever.
jackie is the fic master. she wrote one sothn and then she wrte one about herself and paul and JacK and meg.
they were back on the road. it was like 2am and meg ans sothn weere cuddling like useual and megs on the interweb and she suddluynely goes "WOAH"
"whats th matta???" ohn ayyys.
"there a nother fameous couple named jack and emg!!!!@
" w!!h!!o!! " steve says with exclimation.
"IN THE!!! white stripes!"
"otp" shouts john. "
"@ jackie write a fic," meg preaches.
"i will" jackie says in her sleep and theyre all lik ":OO ;))"
DU LIEST GERADE
the real ffs (#Wattys2018)
Fanfictionin which Jacksfilms, Johnny Mac, Nick McCarthy, Paul Thomson, and two versions of Mr Krabs start a band to fight the forces of evil, make friends, and have fun. well, until Domino Records comes along. //it's supposed to be written badly//
