the real ffs (#Wattys2018)

DAY OF THE TOUR PAULANE

inthe tourbus, Nick was aCry.

"I miss my belpy." Nick says ssadly, crying also.

"it's ok u will see him a gain." Macklemore does loving fatherly sjoulder tap. Father

hearing the word father they all remembered Pete Wentz's dad, Russell Spark.

the remembered the other sparks, too. there were three other.

IAN IN ALL CAPS, Norman Dinky Diamond, and .... A Fish.

they were all dead. ghost.

they continued to drive in tour bus, which was the paulane but in a tour bus.

IN A TOUR BUS??????

"whers my belpy??" Nick was cring. he finally found someone he luvvs but he isn't there. omg

"check the closet?" Join suggested.

nicc goes to the closetn and opens. it.

inside is IT'S BELP.

"BELPYYYY!!!!!!!!!" Nick hugs him and they do the makingout.

"I lov u nitzki"

"I love u belp"

"Lov"

"I never thought I would find a BF.... Bc.... I WAS REJECTED.... A Million Time............ Snake gf........ she dumped me for A Small Bee. Alex.... He's succ trash. I hate him. But u. BELP. I love you "

"<3"

"duuuuuude how u say that"

"BELPmoji"

":-0"

"nickmoji?"

"yeah"

they do the makout again and steeeee CLOSES THE CLOSET bc stohn is the only ship that can make out. and macklebob.

"I'll sue you!" Peeeeeeeeeeeeee

"NO!!!!" Steeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they fused. like Rhett and Link into a Randler. but they fused into a.....

PeeStee.

BELP opened the vloset, wanting to seeeeeee the peeeeeeesteeeeee.

they unfuse when they see belp.

jonmacc closed it. he HATES belpy.

"it's ok belpy I luv u." Nick says.

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{honestly I think it's rly cute that for this entire story Nick's been lonely n sad but now he's so happy bc!! BELP!!!! -P}

"luv U2 Nick."

"U lov,,,,, U2? The Oldband?" Nick questionés.

"no. I lourv u. Too" belp belps.

"ohhhhhh"

"yeh"

"did u just copyright my yeh?" NICK SAYS YEH. HE DOES.

"yeh™"