(Pls- don't ask .-.)
Yoonmin
Jungkook: *calls Jimin*
Yoongi: *answers phone* New bitch, who dis?
Jungkook: *ends call*
Jimin: Who was that?
Yoongi: A hoe.
Vkook
Jimin: *calls Jungkook*
V: *answers phone* Hi. I'm Kim- Taehyung Kim.
Jimin: Where's Jun-
V: Oh! Y'know, y'know? *clicks tongue twice* Good. *hangs up*
Jimin: THis MUDDa AssHOE
Jungkook: Who was that?
V: A jamless, water bottle needing, 6 pack, cinnamon roll.
Jungkook: Block his number, pls babe-
V: I don't know how-
Jungkook: Wtf, me neither-
Namjin
Yoongi: *calls Jin*
Namjoon: *answers phone* Hello?
Yoongi: Tf- who dis?
Namjoon: R A P Monster, not D A N C E Monster.
Yoongi: *ends call*
Namjoon: *blocks Yoongi's number*
Jin: Who was that?
Namjoon: A Splenda packet.
K bye again-

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