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Yoonmin

Jungkook: *calls Jimin*

Yoongi: *answers phone* New bitch, who dis?

Jungkook: *ends call*


Jimin: Who was that?

Yoongi: A hoe.


Vkook

Jimin: *calls Jungkook*

V: *answers phone* Hi. I'm Kim- Taehyung Kim.

Jimin: Where's Jun-

V: Oh! Y'know, y'know? *clicks tongue twice* Good. *hangs up*

Jimin: THis MUDDa AssHOE


Jungkook: Who was that?

V: A jamless, water bottle needing, 6 pack, cinnamon roll.

Jungkook: Block his number, pls babe-

V: I don't know how-

Jungkook: Wtf, me neither-


Namjin

Yoongi: *calls Jin*

Namjoon: *answers phone* Hello?

Yoongi: Tf- who dis?

Namjoon: R A P Monster, not D A N C E Monster. 

Yoongi: *ends call*

Namjoon: *blocks Yoongi's number*


Jin: Who was that?

Namjoon: A Splenda packet.


K bye again-



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